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Pandemic Pussy 

when you been quarantined for too long w/ no action and yo walls tighter than the 2016 elections.
A: omg i got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: gurl you got that pandemic pussy?!!?

creds: @prestiones (tik tok)
Pandemic Pussy by juulianna.b April 17, 2020

Pandemic Pussy 

When you've been quarantined for too long with no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections
A: omg i got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: gurl you got that pandemic pussy?!?!
Pandemic Pussy by icyricegang April 17, 2020

Pandemic Pumps 

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.
Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”
Pandemic Pumps by Youngwhit March 16, 2020

Pandemic Decision 

An irrational decision made at during a global pandemic that is bright about by extreme boredom and or panic.
My friend shaved his head yesterday, classic pandemic decision!

We decided to sort out the bathroom grout, we have chosen glitter grout. Pandemic decision that may we’ll be regretted at a later date.

Pandemic Pussy 

When you have been quarantined for so long with no action and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election
A: omg I got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: Girl you got that pandemic pussy ?!

Pandemic Pussy 

When you haven’t had dick in so long bc of a pandemic, that it goes back to factory settings.
Ava: omg I got that gorilla grip now
Carleigh: You got that pandemic pussy
Pandemic Pussy by Carcallz April 17, 2020