A french term for male genitalia. Usually used when the penis is erect and hard. When it isn't it is referred to as Doctor Kiki
Example:
Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!
Example:
Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!
A french term for male genitalia. Usually used when the penis is erect and hard. When it isn't it is referred to as Doctor Kiki
Example:
Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!
Example:
Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!
by gkjhkuij November 28, 2020
Get the Professor Kiki mug."Hello there! It's so very nice to meet you! Welcome to the world of Pokémon!"
"My name is Rowan. However, everyone just calls me the Pokémon Professor. Before I go any further, is this your first adventure? If you need advice, I'm certainly capable of giving it.
"Would you like to know more about anything else?"*
"This world is widely inhabited by creatures known as Pokémon. Here, I have a Poké Ball. Touch the button on the middle of the Poké Ball, if you'd please."
"No, no! Not that button! The button on the Poké Ball."*
"We humans live alongside Pokémon as friends. At times we play together, and at other times we work together. Some people use their Pokémon to battle and develop closer bonds with them. What do I do? I conduct research so that we may learn more about Pokémon. Now, why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself? Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?"
"All right, so you're a boy/girl?"
"Tell me, what is your name?"
"Your name is Platnium?"
"Ok... So, you're Platnium? A fine name that is! Now this boy here... I believe he's your friend. What might his name be?"
"Barry, is it? That's your friend's name?"
"Alright, Platnium, the time has come. Your very own tale of grand adventure is about to unfold. On your journey, you will meet countless Pokémon and people. I'm sure that along the way you will discover many things, perhaps even something about yourself. Now, go on, leap into the world of Pokémon!"
"My name is Rowan. However, everyone just calls me the Pokémon Professor. Before I go any further, is this your first adventure? If you need advice, I'm certainly capable of giving it.
"Would you like to know more about anything else?"*
"This world is widely inhabited by creatures known as Pokémon. Here, I have a Poké Ball. Touch the button on the middle of the Poké Ball, if you'd please."
"No, no! Not that button! The button on the Poké Ball."*
"We humans live alongside Pokémon as friends. At times we play together, and at other times we work together. Some people use their Pokémon to battle and develop closer bonds with them. What do I do? I conduct research so that we may learn more about Pokémon. Now, why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself? Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?"
"All right, so you're a boy/girl?"
"Tell me, what is your name?"
"Your name is Platnium?"
"Ok... So, you're Platnium? A fine name that is! Now this boy here... I believe he's your friend. What might his name be?"
"Barry, is it? That's your friend's name?"
"Alright, Platnium, the time has come. Your very own tale of grand adventure is about to unfold. On your journey, you will meet countless Pokémon and people. I'm sure that along the way you will discover many things, perhaps even something about yourself. Now, go on, leap into the world of Pokémon!"
by XD715 June 16, 2021
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1. Scrabble-enjoying hetero soo-per genius (sorry, Who Banger, not "faggot"... but I can't fault you for wishful thinkin'...) who can't afford to go to the prom because he has to save every effin' dime to go to MIT and invent the technology to keep America #1 so ungrateful homophobes like Who Banger can whine on this website.
2. Witty contributor to this website who enjoys free publicity from folks like Who Banger... god bless 'em.
2. Witty contributor to this website who enjoys free publicity from folks like Who Banger... god bless 'em.
Why yes, Professor X kicks ass at Scrabble and has two parents who reminded him on prom night that the fat chick wasn't worth chewing his arm off at dawn to escape from the motel room.
Professor X is smart, true, but can't fathom how it took Who Banger more than two weeks to find himself defined on this website!
Professor X is smart, true, but can't fathom how it took Who Banger more than two weeks to find himself defined on this website!
by Professor X May 24, 2003
Get the professor x mug.The maddened grandchild of Albert Einstein. A terrorist and main player in WWII. Nobody knows his first name, as he only goes by the name of professor Biohazard. It is believed that in 1911 he created a bomb so powerful that even he couldn't comprehend the abomination he had created. In the year 1917 it exploded, in an event know as Halifax. After this he went missing and nobody has heard from him to this day.
Some people say he's still alive, living on the chemicals he creates.
Others say he took on the role of Führer of Germany in the year 1934 and died from drug overdose in 1945.
Others say he's still active in terrorism, only under the name of Osama Bin Laden.
None of these we can be sure of, all we know is that Professor Biohazard has, and possibly still does cause extreme chaos across the world.
Others say he took on the role of Führer of Germany in the year 1934 and died from drug overdose in 1945.
Others say he's still active in terrorism, only under the name of Osama Bin Laden.
None of these we can be sure of, all we know is that Professor Biohazard has, and possibly still does cause extreme chaos across the world.
by Professor Biohazard March 29, 2011
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Get the Professor McTittyGrab mug.Butter\'s from South Park\'s alternate ego. In which he wears stupid ass alumium foil and such. Trys to destroy things...
First seen when the gang of South Park play Ninja and exclude him. Then....they get a shuriken in his eye...dammit!
First seen when the gang of South Park play Ninja and exclude him. Then....they get a shuriken in his eye...dammit!
by Arlo De Guzman April 26, 2005
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