Oxymoron

see homophobe ...

Oh noes it's teh homos!!

by Oh I'm tho thcared May 7, 2005

Oxymoron

An idiot with a gas bottle!

That idiot has a gas bottle! That's the first oxymoron I've seen in a long time!

by Ethan February 16, 2005

Oxymoron

This word is combining two things that are not alike... saying something like jumbo shrimp, tall midget.

In many ways this word can be summed up by the human oxymoron.
Otherwise known as;
Thomas Dayton Cressman.

Jumbo Shrimp, Tall Midget, Thomas Dayton Cressman

(human oxymoron)

by sYkoLette April 21, 2011

Oxymoronic

Mark Smedley's Attitude To Life

1) You're a non-conformist who hates anything out of the ordinary, you're so oxymoronic.
2) You're a woman, you're so oxymoronic.

by huatfibat June 14, 2012

Oxymoron

Someone who actually believes Oxyclean works.

Joe- "That Billy Mays, such an oxymoron,"

Jeff- "May he rest in peace,"

by CrazyOxy October 4, 2009

Oxymoron

A complete & total moron who, because of being an imbecile, refuses to oxycute (oxyclean) & so has acute acne on entire face & neck & enjoys popping it in public.

Oh shit, dude! Look at that fuckin' redneck craterface with the pus running down his chin, damn he's an oxymoron.

by sikwill December 28, 2005

oxymoronic

two things or people that are so alike and yet different

Man, Vinh and Jami are so much alike and yet they're so different, that's oxymoronic.

by VinhX April 17, 2006