Oxymoron

by Oh I'm tho thcared May 08, 2005
Get the Oxymoron mug.

Oxymoron

That idiot has a gas bottle! That's the first oxymoron I've seen in a long time!
by Ethan February 17, 2005
Get the Oxymoron mug.

Oxymoron

This word is combining two things that are not alike... saying something like jumbo shrimp, tall midget.

In many ways this word can be summed up by the human oxymoron.
Otherwise known as;
Thomas Dayton Cressman.
Jumbo Shrimp, Tall Midget, Thomas Dayton Cressman

(human oxymoron)
by sYkoLette April 03, 2011
Get the Oxymoron mug.

Oxymoronic

1) You're a non-conformist who hates anything out of the ordinary, you're so oxymoronic.
2) You're a woman, you're so oxymoronic.
by huatfibat March 06, 2012
Get the Oxymoronic mug.

Oxymoron

Someone who actually believes Oxyclean works.
Joe- "That Billy Mays, such an oxymoron,"

Jeff- "May he rest in peace,"
by CrazyOxy October 05, 2009
Get the Oxymoron mug.

Oxymoron

A complete & total moron who, because of being an imbecile, refuses to oxycute (oxyclean) & so has acute acne on entire face & neck & enjoys popping it in public.
Oh shit, dude! Look at that fuckin' redneck craterface with the pus running down his chin, damn he's an oxymoron.
by sikwill October 24, 2005
Get the Oxymoron mug.

oxymoronic

two things or people that are so alike and yet different
Man, Vinh and Jami are so much alike and yet they're so different, that's oxymoronic.
by VinhX March 16, 2006
Get the oxymoronic mug.