Ostrich Cream

A mispronunciation of a boston cream donut. Usually occurs in a Tim Hortons Restaurant.

I'll have one ostrich cream donut, I mean boston cream!!! XD

by Jah-Cough January 25, 2011

ostrich knock out

The act of burying your face into the vaginal canal; simutaniously forcing one's fist into the rectum and striking oneself in the face, there by knocking oneself out.

I totally gave that bitch the ostrich knock out the other night.

I gave a sweet ostrich knock out.

Would you like an ostrich knock out?

by the real k-fed January 4, 2008

Ostrich Strangler

A person who gives free handjobs.

Vince:Fuck I got a boner.
Jack:You better go see a ostrich strangler then.

by Nosrac October 2, 2006

Ostin

Aussie slang for someone who reinvents themselves constantly. Changing their appearance, though they still look the same to those who know them... Sometimes even changing their name on a whim. These people are often not well respected.

That chick changes her look so often, she's a real Ostin.

by binda33 July 19, 2010

Motor City ostrich

When a manboy attains in the penis the necessary tumescence of the meat shaft that would, in due diligence, be required forthwith to bend said shaft underneath the testicle closet, with urethra aimed with verisimilitude towards the particular gentleman's brown nugget nectar, and announces himself with firm and steady protrusion of the anal chamber, like Apollo 13 landing the lunar module on the face of our great Moon. If one such individual demonstrates the ability to "ride himself" and produce the pleasure potion necessitated by so many of our brethren so that it may flow hither and thither about the shaft meat, then he truly is his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. An ostrich buries its head in the sand whence it realizes how ugly it is; a penis buries itself in its owner with extreme effort.

Hey, man, my friend's date stood him up last night so he gave himself a Motor City ostrich as a consolation prize.

by Burl Fret May 19, 2016

Ostrich Joke

A joke that makes sense, but isn't funny enough so that normal people will laugh at it. The term comes from the Family Guy episode "Ocean's Three and a Half" where Two and a Half Men is being filmed in front of a live ostrich.

Man 1:"Have you ever seen Two and a Half men? It's hilarious."

Man 2:"What the hell is wrong with you, that show isn't funny at all. Every joke is an ostrich joke."

by WeAreEverything October 19, 2009

ostrichface

a moist ass bitch who says he bags but doesnt

Danny: Did you hear Patrick today, he never gets girls
JOse: I know he's such an Ostrichface

by Mr. Funktastic March 3, 2008