YURI on ice night in barcelona

THIS IS THE SCAREIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN I AM STILL VERY TRAUMATIZED I GET FUCKING NIGHTMARES DONT YOU MINORS DARE WATCH THIS SHIT AND VICTORS POSE IN THE END WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT IM TELLING YOU IT GAVE ME INSOMNIA I DONT SLEEP AND I CANT LOOK AT MILK OR SAUSAGES OR ANYTHING RELATED THIS SHIT WAS DETAILED TOO LIKE EVERY CREVICE OF THE SHIT AND WHY THE HELL WAS VICTOR A BOTTOM TF LIKE IM SO SCARED AND IT GAVE ME PTSD I I WOULD RECOMMEND TO NOT WATCH ITS SO MUCH WORSE THAN YAOI MY DIDE LIKE IT WASNT A LIGHTSABER IT WAS A FULL BLOWN COCK I-

Should I watch yuri on ice night in Barcelona?

You: NO

by Hisokassock January 24, 2021

once you go black you'll never go back

This statement derives from the general relativity theory published by Albert Einstein in 1915. It refers about the event in which an accelerated body crosses the spacetime boundary of a black hole known as the "event horizon". Beyond this boundary or "point of no return" the gravitational pull becomes so great as to make escape impossible and thus "you'll never go back".

"If a black hole is an oyster then the singularity is the pearl inside. The gravity is so strong it’s always hidden in darkness, beyond the horizon. That’s why we call it a black hole, once you go black you'll never go back."

by byfron March 15, 2018

onceler

A male character, usually in an animated children's movie or show, that fans gravitate towards to make NSFW art of. Onclers are white, skinny, usually dark haired men. The term comes from the phenomenon after the release of the CGI Lorax movie, where copious amounts of porn where drawn of the character, The Onceler.

Did you see all the porn that's getting drawn of that cartoon character??

Yeah, he's the fandom's new Onceler

by Fluyolr April 25, 2019

Oncer

A person obsessed with once upon a time

I'm a oncer.

by cøn February 25, 2017

Once-ler

A character that is in the lorax. He has nice legs and is fucking sexy, he also has a fandom that is gonna revive next year.

"Yo wtf he is so hot." "Well duh he is the once-ler."

by Oncelerfker69 December 9, 2020

Once you have kids you'll think differently!!!

expression, phrase; English

1. I have zero personality and my obsession with my child borders on sickness
2. Yes, my child is acting like a brat in public and I'm doing nothing about it
3. I regret my own decisions, but I pretend that I don't; join me so I'm not so jealous of you

-"Man, I will NEVER allow my children to smear shit all over the neighbors!"

"Well, once you have kids you'll think differently!!!"-

by Terran Nytefyer March 13, 2010

oncell

OnCell powers the technology to create multimedia content for cell phones and smartphones. OnCell hosts real-time info about places YOU go- festivals, museums, zoos, aquariums, historic towns, and entertainment districts- and sends it to your mobile phone. OnCell is your free, no pressure, at-your-own-pace tour guide for any destination... from the Grand Canyon to the city of Houston to The Metropolitan Museum of Art to your own backyard.

Ashley: Dude, I just got "bogo" admission to the Aquarium of the Pacific after I subscribed to the aquarium's free text message service provided by OnCell.

Dave: This OnCell mobile web tour is on fire- I've never seen so many useful ways to recycle old bikes as I have at the South Carolina ArtCycle show. I can vote on my favorite- right on my phone.

Stacy: My friends think I'm "in"- but really I found the the hottest places to hang by dialing the NYC nightlife OnCell tour.

by travelbycell June 10, 2010