The Wank

A dance, similar to "the jerk" but preformed to hardcore rock music, preferably Down With The Sickness by Disturbed. Consists of throwing hands up and swinging head aimlessly while performing the ever so popular jerk.
Hey Louis, its the song!!! do the wank!!!
by thewank November 19, 2009
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that’s wank

This means something is like well stupid or rubbish.
E.g. is that a Rubik cube that’s wank
by Itz_mia_dat_hoe January 30, 2018
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wanking

wot u do whilst watchin porn on ur own see masturbate
i saw jenna loves rocco the other day and wanked hard
by bob December 12, 2003
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wank

Brittish term, to describe the art of male genital stimulation (masturabating), or to describe a person. NOTHING ELSE!!, not "wanking off" or "hes a wank". usually totall idiots who call other people wankers as it is a pathetic insult, but a very good way to describe the act!!
Noun:wanker
Verb:past, wank (had a wank),
present: wanking, having a wank,
future: wank (gonna go home and have a wank)
Random person 1:I was lookin at some great porn last night, and had a realy good wank!!!!
Random person 2:realy? well, i was talkin to that wanker from school after he showed up at my house
Random person 3: shut up you pair of wankers!!
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wank

wank means, Fondle the genitals.
"I`m feeling horney, I think I shall have a wank." Also used as swear word, "You are a wanker"
by wanc March 05, 2003
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wank

the process of holding your fingers around your hard penis and moving it to and fro until some white silky liquid shoots 10 feet into the air.
by sucker August 07, 2003
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wank

Wank is the slang term for masturbation or if you're annoyed at someone you call them a fucking wank.
1) *Stroke* *Stroke* *Splat* *Splat*
by Anonymous February 09, 2003
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