Toothpaste on the floor 

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.

“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”

Toothpaste on the floor by Angels naked April 28, 2025

throwing the cards on the floor 

throwing the cards on the floormeans the team surrenders because their cards suck.

He ended up throwing the cards on the floor because he couldn't catch up in the card game

throwing the cards on the floor by Trix master March 16, 2017

Put the cheesecake on the floor

To put your cum bum on the pavement

How to put the cheesecake on the floor:
Bro: Ay bro before you put that cheesecake on the floor let me ice it
*ejaculates*
Y/n: Thanks bro, feelin' frosty

Put the cheesecake on the floor by Ches cake Muncher January 30, 2025

To egg on the floor 

To get someone to be pregnant.

You can't get anyone to egg on the floor

To egg on the floor by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019

Get your down on the floor 

Something a crazy person next to you would say, not like they're telling you to, their probably drunk and just want you to get groovy with it, make 'em laugh or somethin' Maybe the bus travelers would tip you for getting down on the floor! I'd listen to "Crab Rave" before getting down in front of about 30 people Lmao because I want to be doing something a stranger told me to do so

`My dad told me to "Get your down on the floor" and I got pregnant`

Get your down on the floor by Taylor x Fanfiction (Opinions) February 28, 2020

doo doo on the floor 

Used when your losing an argument or need someone's attention. It's so absurd your opponent will walk away from confusion and disgust. Also Something to say when your being ignored in a conversation.

Example 1:
Dude 1: Bro your bout as inbred as joe Biden and his cousin.

Dude 2: Doo Doo on the floor

Example 2:
Dude 2: Hey guys remember wh-
Dude 1: Eyy bros I went surfing down at the omaplata drinking some ranch.
Dude 2: Yeah, I was gonna s-

Dude 1: And rad'ly enough got a rusty fishhook stuck in my foot from Larry David's fishpole.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the flow. (Said like this for more diversity)
Everyone: what

doo doo on the floor by EVANGELOS. July 17, 2021

Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder 

A fish that sings “don’t pee on the floor use the comonder”

“Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder” Ratatata ratata dont pee on the floor use the comonder laaaaa la la la la

Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder by kai_nyx April 9, 2022