bj

1: Abbreviated term for Billie Jean. An absolute CLASSSSSICCC TUNE performed by Prince. Probably the best song ever and you're stupid and ignorant if you don't like it.

2:Also used to describe when a woman puts her mouth over a man's rectum and starts licking his ass out until she orgasms.

3:also the name of a popular childrens' character popularlly known as "beej" the ginormous scrotum.
1:"Billie Jean. Is MY LOVER! She is the one who says that I'm not the one...EUH! She licked my balls off with her tongue..DI DI DI DI DI *ridiculously fast violion bitty...aye*"

2:"Hey love, want to give me a BJ? Hoho?"
"Well *shucks* why not. Hehe. Now bend over"
*starts sucking on willy*
"EEEWWWW! What are you doing?! Wrong side!"
"OH silly me. Gads I just put your willy in my mouth.. where is your shit stinkin' rectum?"
"round the back babes"
"oh yeah, hehe"

3:"Hello kids today we're going to learn about the body! *goofy chuckle* This is called penis. These are testicles and this is pubic hair. Now let's move down to the genetalia kids...you've been warned."
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his job? to give people bj's!
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buzz job, when the hair is very short and shaved with a buzz cut. this usually happens to guys who join the navy
man check out that new navy guy he just got a bj
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LaQuisha was tripping cuz Marquese ate all the bj.
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A bj is when someone sucks your penis and you suck their penis.
Imma have a bj with mi girl tonight
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Hey bj sup?
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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1. The little brother of MJ from the crappy Spiderman movie.

2. The little brother of AJ from the Backstreet Boys.
1. Spiderman: "Hey MJ, your little brother is an idiot."

2. Spiderman: "Oh fuck, it's AJ and his evil brother BJ... Phew, at least Nick and Aaron didn't come."
by accolon January 24, 2004
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