by ARJM13 July 31, 2016
Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.
by Sand Acres March 21, 2016
A stick or branch segment that looks incredibly similar to an erect penis that both men and woman have found themselves penetrating their bodies and giving themselves splinters in their genitalia - to summarise, it is like a wooden dildo just less smooth and specialised.
Dan: "damn my ass is so sore!'
Adam: "whys that then."
Dan: "I've got splinters in it."
Adam: "why the hell are there splinters in your ass."
Dan: "well I found a wazzle wand whilst on a walk and I just had to give it to myself."
Adam: "oh I see."
Dan: "yeah I know! My anus is killing me."
Adam: "so hypothetically do you still have this wazzle wand."
Adam: "whys that then."
Dan: "I've got splinters in it."
Adam: "why the hell are there splinters in your ass."
Dan: "well I found a wazzle wand whilst on a walk and I just had to give it to myself."
Adam: "oh I see."
Dan: "yeah I know! My anus is killing me."
Adam: "so hypothetically do you still have this wazzle wand."
by IsaacHunt May 03, 2014
The brush used to wipe clean the shit skid marks off the inside bowls of toilets. Often used in European toilets which do not have inclined bowls, and thus, the shit skids as it is being washed down.
Dude 1: Yeah I just took a big ol'poo and there are skidmarks all over the toilet
Dude 2: You best be usin' that shit wand to clean that shit up.
Dude 3: Sausage
Dude 2: You best be usin' that shit wand to clean that shit up.
Dude 3: Sausage
by The Duchess of Rudder February 27, 2010
by toilet wand February 04, 2022
Using your cock like a wizard and a magical appliance and dipping it into a dirty brown pot (bum hole) to produce a magical potion
by A2l July 29, 2006
by Vreq July 28, 2019