jib

An error, mistake, or inability to properly complete a task, aka a fuck up.

"I locked my keys in the car,"
"Jib"

"I knocked up my girlfriend and she's keeping it"
"You jibbed bro"

by ScarySpice69 November 25, 2016

jib

1. to not do something..

2. to not talk to someone..

James: "Ey ben, come over here and help us with this?"

Ben: "Nar, jib that off"

by knobby knob knob February 3, 2005

jib

the act of hitting a rail or box on a snowboard or skies

i jibbed the shit out of that double down

by Mat O'Connor February 8, 2007

Jib

Short for jibberish. something that doesn't make sense or that is out of context.

(at a funeral) Harry - He never liked balloons...
Trisha- omg, you just speaking jib!.

(2) teacher- this essay in spontaniously robust
pupil- what was that jib?

by TomTiger February 19, 2007

jib

a trick performed on an obstacle by a snowboarder

let's jib that box
I jibbed the shit out of that rail

by Ribs Noswad May 13, 2005

Jib

Man these people are idiots. Jib is not to cum (not come), Jiz is what the morons meant to say.

Jib is to do a trick off of an unusually placed object, such as a rail or a box in a snowboard park (no the rail is not supposed to be in the middle of a trail).

An example of a jib would be to slide on a box in a snowboard park.

by Jerz07002 April 21, 2006

jibbing

Normally a term in secondary schools in England seeing as most of the other definitions are nothing like what it means in school. It is the act of skipping lessons by hiding out somewhere usually in the school grounds. Most Jibbers usually are in groups of two to five. Jibbers are by no means bad kids, a lot of people jib the lessons they hate. Also if someone is off school for whatever reason then it is almost a necessity to say 'jibbing' when that person's name is called in the register, just to annoy the teacher.

Student 1: C'mon, it's French now.

Student 2: Nah. We're gonna jib French

by Craig April 29, 2005