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Bruce: OMGISS!
pronounciation: o-m-g-i-s-s (or just omgiss)
derivative: omg, omfug
Bruce: OMGISS!
pronounciation: o-m-g-i-s-s (or just omgiss)
derivative: omg, omfug
by rosekiss February 6, 2009
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a person who is constantly a douche bag (see douche bag) they are often ego sexual (in love with themselves) and never act disciplined or proper at ant time including but not limited to birthday parties, weddings, funerals, formal dances, the eventual zombie apocalypse, and a natural disaster.
They often have many friends who are douche bags but can not live up to the persons omnidouche status.
An omnidouche is noticeably different from a regular douche bag only during said events where they still try to act cool and stupid even though it is not the time.
Omnidouche comes from the words
<omni - infinitely> and <douche - female genitals>
They often have many friends who are douche bags but can not live up to the persons omnidouche status.
An omnidouche is noticeably different from a regular douche bag only during said events where they still try to act cool and stupid even though it is not the time.
Omnidouche comes from the words
<omni - infinitely> and <douche - female genitals>
example 1
guy:That guy Luca went to his wedding in jeans and a pink polo. he's such an omnidouche
example 2
omnidouche:Hey guys guess what I just had sex with that girl once and I'm not going to marry her even though she's pregnant. Who wants an unprotected all night orgy?
guy:That guy Luca went to his wedding in jeans and a pink polo. he's such an omnidouche
example 2
omnidouche:Hey guys guess what I just had sex with that girl once and I'm not going to marry her even though she's pregnant. Who wants an unprotected all night orgy?
by The Hypnotoad March 18, 2009
Get the omnidouche mug.1. noun: a vampire hummingbird
2. noun: a state of extreme desperation, closely related to hysteria
Believed to have derived from an ancient Japanese myth depicting a woman transformed into a hummingbird, seeking to feast on the blood of her former lover.
2. noun: a state of extreme desperation, closely related to hysteria
Believed to have derived from an ancient Japanese myth depicting a woman transformed into a hummingbird, seeking to feast on the blood of her former lover.
She was stricken with omanishko.
In pure omanishko she fled in tears.
The omanishko hovered in mid air.
In pure omanishko she fled in tears.
The omanishko hovered in mid air.
by krubob May 24, 2014
Get the omanishko mug.A neologism referring to inappropriately claiming right of first refusal ("dibs") on everything within a specific group of people or item
Suj: I like that girl over there, and that one, and that one over there too, ooh and that one too
Alan: Can't call omnidibs bro!
Alan: Can't call omnidibs bro!
by Hindustunna November 30, 2015
Get the Omnidibs mug.This is a well-balanced and universal person, who is Intelligent, Athletic, Emphatic, Mentally Stable, Socially skilled, and constantly evolving. An Omni can easily excel in any area they focus their efforts on. An Omni is much closer to the ideal of a Renaissance Man and Homo Universalis than to a Polymath. On top of the science mastery, the Omni is physically well-developed and they are also very proficient in social dynamics. A highly valued member of society and any corporate structure. They are entertaining and understand human nature.
Jonathan is such an Omni! It doesn't matter if you have to work with him on a big project or have a blast at the club, he's crushing it at all levels!
by Fortunov April 1, 2021
Get the Omni mug.My girlfriend is Omniawesome, she settles my folks when I go on pot holiday, washes my clothes, looks hot, and scratches my nuts.
by lminrwiz May 10, 2009
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