Used to describe something that’s generally normal, boring or standard... not exactly used as an insult.
Opposite of in inside the omelette.
Opposite of in inside the omelette.
by Cadey W. November 25, 2019
While in the midst of sex, the girl ,while riding the guy, screams "Giddyup, horsey!" And cracks two raw eggs on her tits
by The Doctor Wahoo April 17, 2016
by MilkyPete April 25, 2018
by DoomRelic September 07, 2020
A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.
"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"
by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD December 31, 2011
When you trust a fart a bit too much after having some food of a dubious nature causing a shart if you will, this could be from some horrendous cooking by a family member such as your Nans Omelette
Christ I trusted that one a bit too much, its caused me to Nans Omelette my undercrackers, strife not again
by The Brownado January 07, 2019
When you have explosive diarrhea and each individual item you've eaten can be identified in your waste.
by PKNdle December 30, 2015