oj simpson

A man who gets a aquitted by a jury that "doesn`t believe" in DNA.

Person 1: "Yo man DNA said OJ Simpson did it."
Person 2: "Pfft. What's DNA? Fucking racist, that's what."

by CJDUB January 31, 2008

an Oj Simpson

It is when you are drinking a glass of orange juice with a loved one and out of no where murder her and leave a glove at the scene of the crime

"Dude I totally gave my woman an OJ Simpson

by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

OJ or No-J

Orange Juice or No Juice?
Term used to question whether person is drinking or not drinking an alcoholic beverage.
An individual who is not drinking an alcoholic drink would be on the "OJ" and a person drinking alcohol will be on the "No-J"

Example 1:
Georgina: Hey Dorsa! are you OJ or No-J tonight?
Dorsa: Hey Georgina, im OJ tonight sorry, im driving.

Example 2:
Dorsa: Parsa's driving tonight - IM ON THE NO-J !!!

by PMans June 17, 2013

Triple OJ

A level of anger that rises slightly above beating the family dog for no reason. Symptoms include punching walls, breaking household items, swinging of items like golf clubs and baseball bats, and other ridiculously violent acts. Often brought on by things viewed as unfair, and ending in things viewed as illegal, or jail-time.

After finding out his girlfriend cheated on him with his brother, he went triple oj, which started at smashing plates and windows, and ended with him burning down his brothers house.

by ohhwhatnow23 October 13, 2010

OJ Simpson

See guilty.

He did it.

by Dawg November 28, 2003

OJ Condom

A small undersized condom designed to not fit over an average erect penis. Bought specifically to impress women or get out of a jury conviction in a sexual assault case.

Frankie may have a small penis, but he fools the ditzes every time with his OJ condom.

by Mystic-X April 09, 2010

OJ Simpson

A man who is not Jewish.

Adam Sandler: OJ Simpson, not a Jew.
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Adam Sandler: OJ Simpson, still not a Jew.

by HappyFunBallUser July 05, 2009