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Facebook obvious

when two people flirt on facebook, and it's obvious that they like each other
Girl 1: I don't know how Manny feels about me.
Girl 2: It's pretty facebook obvious that he likes you.
Girl 1: What does that even mean?
Girl2: It means that he is always flirting with you on facebook.
by superbadedgar May 9, 2011
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wank into oblivion

To masturbate yourself into unconsciousness - usually as a result of rejection, failure, sheer boredom or all of the above
Jack failed to pull at the club so he decided to go home and wank into oblivion...
by mrbruceman February 6, 2012
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Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

An fantasy RPG developed and published by Bethesda.
It is addicting and seems that it will never end, the more you play, the more you'll have to do.
It is also a game that should have won some kind of award for it's brutal capacity of glitches and bugs.

Probably the most known is the vampire cure glitch, people that played it on the consoles now what I am talking about.
It is so fucking annoying but you won't really care, you'll be begging for more and paying the ultimate price of sweat, blood, tears, sweat made of blood, tears of blood and other possible combinations.
It's all good.
About Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

red: Hey mister, I like RPG's what games do you know that are good for me to go *buy*?*cough cough*

gold: Well. Have you ever heard of Elder Scrolls IV: Obli.........

The world implodes sucking the entire universe into this massive black hole and after the implosion, it will create an egg shaped thingy that is cosmic energy containing space and time, the massive pressure of absolutely nothing causes this egg thingy to explode in every way and continuously expanding forever, reseting the entire universe.

So, go play it.
Or not.
Seriously though, do it.
by Arche December 25, 2009
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Thank you Captain Obvious

A phrase said to a dumbass who answers a rhetorical question or states the obvious.
Guy: Where did he come from?
Dumbass: His mother.
by pickledfebruary May 21, 2005
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captian obvious

Someone who states something that is extremely obvious to the rest of us.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.
C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!
U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!

C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!
by Scotty C. December 12, 2007
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oblivion

Man I haven't had an oblivion fix in like six hours...i'm freaking out man
by Hayes May 4, 2006
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Mr fuckin obvious

A person that states the obvious. It is socially unacceptable and you should fuckin stop.
Ian was being a mr fuckin obvious
by youfucjingsuck March 19, 2019
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