Oatmeal Churn

When someone is so drunk, or just out right determined that they vomit while giving head and continue until the job is complete.

That girl was so drunk that she gave my an "Oatmeal Churn".

by Peg Leg's October 30, 2010

Oatmeal Kid

Also-Oatmeal Child, Soatsy Mcclure
Someone who lacks the mental capacity to chew and swallow anything with more substance than oatmeal. See retard. Often times, the Kid will lack all common sense, and joins the Air Force.

Oh man! Do you see that oatmeal kid trying to play ping-pong?! What a joke!

by Dantron June 30, 2005

ghetto oatmeal

A sexual act involving two girls and a guy. The girl proceeds to suck on the male's cock until she can't take it anymore and has to throw up. She then moves over to the other girl in the threesome and vomits into her vagina. From there, the man has to go down on that girl and eat out the warmed puke--the ghetto oatmeal.

Jane cooked up some ghetto oatmeal in her vaginal oven. Dick gobbles up every last drop of the syruppy excretion. Just like grandma used to make...

by OMGsickness May 2, 2006

the oatmeal code

A way for students to talk about drugs, sex, drinking and stuff by referring everything to oatmeal.

student1: then when I brought the oatmleal packet home, it was so badly wrapped half of it fell out!
student2: that sucks!
teacher: go to the principals office, I know the oatmeal code, I used it in high school.

by joe725 April 28, 2007

Oatmeal Booty

A female ass that is so nice you would eat oatmeal off of it. A qualifying oatmeal booty usually involves a smaller girl with a beautiful ass.

Damn, check out that oatmeal booty!

by wsucougar08 August 24, 2007

Oatmeal Creampie

The act of stuffing a womans vagina with warm oatmeal, having sex and ejaculating inside her, then eating the oatmeal and baby batter mixture as it oozes out of her.

Last night my girl asked me if i wanted an oatmeal creampie. I'll never look at a little debbie the same way again.

by sasquatch361 April 4, 2011

Oatmeal Showers

When multiple people insert oatmeal inside their anus, then force it out on to someone's chest.

" Who's down for some Oatmeal showers ? "
"Did Becky was in on of brads infamous Oatmeal Showers !"

by Deepkicks May 15, 2020