Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday 

Someone who's so dumb it's frightening. In other words, a master of the obvious and old news.

Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?

Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.

Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday by Ink Spot Mike's wife June 2, 2007

Blindingly Obvious 

An adjective describing something that is so plain to see that it is easily overlooked.

Note: Not to be confused with someone who's obviously blind

Foolish guy: "How the hell did you miss that? It was so obvious!"

Cool, wise guy: "Yes, blindingly obvious"

Blindingly Obvious by Jonathan Englefield July 11, 2006

Captain Obvious

Person who points out the obvious

Thank you, Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious by PlumberGuz August 16, 2010

obviouslana 

she is AHONA'S FUCKING WIFE , LOML n FAMOUS OOMF ON TWT !! she's foodless asf ahona gives her food for free :)))

bitch 1: im in love w obviouslana
bitch 2: waiting for ahona to come and kick ur ass

obviouslana by anonymous January 22, 2021

obvious bitch 

Someone that acts like they have good intentions when everyone can see that those intentions are actually self serving.

Person 1 - Did you hear Justine telling everyone that she tried to reach out to Karla to apologize but Karla wouldn't respond to her?
Person 2 - Yeah, she's such an obvious bitch.

obvious bitch by JenFlowers November 20, 2020

for obvious reasons 

Meaningless rhetoric used to gain the upper hand in an argument where you have nothing substantial to add.

Ironically most employed in an attempt to end the most combustible & controversial of debates.

Abortion should be outlawed everywhere, for obvious reasons.

Software piracy isn't bad, for obvious reasons.

Adolf Hitler was a model citizen and well-meaning person, for obvious reasons.

for obvious reasons by BlasI August 27, 2009

obvisiously 

Obviously Obvious. Extremely clear and without question.

It was obvisiously clear he couldn't drive home when he fell off his bar stool trying to go to the bathroom.

obvisiously by bmarzec February 12, 2009