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disneys nutcracker

When someone wants to get more views on their videos so they put stupid trending hashtags that have nothing to do with it like #fortnite, #gamer, or most commonly on tik tok, #disneysnutcracker
Guy 1: woah how’d this guy get so many likes on this post?
Guy 2: ugh he’s just one of those Disneys nutcrackers
by Wade_the_guy November 13, 2018
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Twisted Nutcracker

When the guy is fucking a girl standing up with her hands tied or cuffed around him as they both suckle each other’s neck
Last night my aunts daughter was being rude so I gave her a Twisted Nutcracker
by SexDeffanitionsCreator February 13, 2021
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the nutcracker

A man places a pop it firework snapper just inside of his Dick so that when he nuts in the other party member, it’ll be extra explosive
At my party tommor i think im gonna try the nutcracker
by peep_n_cheese_ August 7, 2023
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Nazarbayev Nutcracker

A solid square kick in the groin. Named after an incident in 2006 in which Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of Kazakhstan, kicked a filmmaker in the nuts in retaliation for making some weird "documentary."
Guy 1: So I went to her place, and my dick's still sore.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(
by EternalSoldier February 24, 2025
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Alabama nutcracker

An intimate situation where the female cousin repeatedly punches the testicles of the male cousin while rubbing his penis with her gums and a peppermint candy in her mouth
Christmas Eve was so awesome. Betty-Jo gave me the best Alabama nutcracker of my life!
by Randomguy718 October 17, 2025
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Russian Bloody Nutcracker

Where your nuts also known as your family jewels are dunked in a open gas tank when you land a jump on a dirt bike and your wiener falls off
Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.

Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?
by ScroTard June 20, 2022
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nubcracker

An advanced form of noob, newbie, or nub. A person that is extremely inexperienced at whatever game is being played. Usually 9-12 year olds that talk alot of shit online. They are promptly killed/kicked/banned.
Teh Pwner: LOLZ, PWN U NUBCRACKER.

Teh Pwnd: NOOOOOO!!! STFU!!!
by TylerTehNubSlayer February 7, 2008
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