by Cate the capi July 01, 2022
Fantasy or idealistic ending
by Hercolena Oliver May 02, 2010
Someone who claims to be the President (POTUS) even though they are constitutionally ineligible because they are not a Natural Born Citizen (accurately defined as "one born IN the USA of TWO USA citizen parents), or because they committed FRAUD to "win" a presidential election.
Both ovomit, and later, his so-called vice-president, were actually "pretendents" because they were never really the POTUS because the former was constitutionally ineligible and the latter cheated his way into the Oval Office.
by Panama Don July 28, 2023
A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.
Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.
by PositivelyPisces April 07, 2018
Pretending you've been on campus longer that you have because some pretty girl or guy asked for help with a class location
Pretty Girl: Hey it's my first day can you help me find this class?
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.
by Drakenology January 20, 2021
by neanderthai57 June 30, 2023
John: Hey Samantha, I won't be able to make it out to SF tonight, so we will pretend to hang out via text.
Samantha: You mean text pretend?
Samantha: You mean text pretend?
by Bryck April 19, 2014