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In traffic, to pass cars by using a short stretch of the far right lane, only to merge left before colliding with parked cars, before the end of the lane, etc. So named to reflect the slippery and curvy nature of a prepared noodle.
Marta faked like she was turning right, but just as the light changed, she noodled the beige Camry in order to break free from the pack.
by Conrad Starr June 29, 2007
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Noodle

a straight male who has very gay tendencies, may also be termed a metro male. Noodles can generally be found in dance teams, cross country teams and cheerleading troops.

On occasion a Noodle may become aware of his tendencies and embrace them, evolving into a gay male. The evolution to a fully fledged gay may be stopped and the Noodle may go on to become a completely straight male with no homosexual traits if the said Noodle becomes aware of his acts and want to change.

Nb. Altho a Noodle may become either a Straight or Gay male, once he does in fact make the transition to one or the other he is never able to return to being a Noodle (see LAWS OF CUPBOARDS)
John: Dude did you just see that Noodle playing Ultimate Frizz... LOL... he may as well jump out of the Closet and conform to his mind.
by Beyenne September 27, 2010
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Shit fire negro i'd dip my noodle in that.
by Vapor Trail August 20, 2003
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by Beanie bean boy boy August 12, 2018
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NOODLE

Predominantly high school girls or rich grad girls who are extremely straight and now even a slight bit bicurious but tend to have one vodka soda and make out with women.
Like noodles, they are straight when they're dry.
'omg look at Nina came up to me last night at the bar and started telling me how great i look and tried to kiss me, shes an extreme noodle'
by rad42 April 21, 2019
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A nickname for someone whose body reminds you of pasta. Leg day is apparently not a priority.
"Aye yo Noodles!" Denise yelled at Efren emphasizing his lack of calf muscle.
by Blackcat2020 July 8, 2017
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ramen noodles were made by romans since its called ramen noodles
someone: hey did you know that ramen noodles are roman

someone's friend: what
by 01101000 01100101 01101100 011 October 20, 2021
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