1. Doing something ridiculous for no apparent reason
2. Being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk
3. Erectile dysfunction under the age of 40
2. Being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk
3. Erectile dysfunction under the age of 40
by Bmcclure1 January 24, 2020
Person 1: GAY IS A CHOICE!
person 2: When did you choose heterosexuality?
Person 1:I didnt.
Person 2: Neither did the gay person
Person 1: Yeah they did!
Person 2 : Straight nonsense....Ugh bye..
person 2: When did you choose heterosexuality?
Person 1:I didnt.
Person 2: Neither did the gay person
Person 1: Yeah they did!
Person 2 : Straight nonsense....Ugh bye..
by AshCantFocus January 09, 2022
The Science of Confusing Your Friends: When you tell a joke so nonsensical that everyone laughs—just because they don’t know what else to do.
by VandalUpfold December 30, 2024
Someone who spouts of random nonsense that appears to sound intelligent, but rather the complete opposite.
"Did you see Crystal quoting scripture and how it somehow relates to God and homosexuality?"
"Huh? That girl is a nonsensical Dingbat}."
"Huh? That girl is a nonsensical Dingbat}."
by HindertheJiner June 06, 2018
noun.
1. The kind of nonsense that jumps out at you when you're not expecting it. Usually from a friend's mouth.
2. Something that shouldn't be funny, but is.
3. Everything that comes out of Blue's mouth.
1. The kind of nonsense that jumps out at you when you're not expecting it. Usually from a friend's mouth.
2. Something that shouldn't be funny, but is.
3. Everything that comes out of Blue's mouth.
Blue: I'm going to boil some words and see what happens.
me: What, like alphabet soup?
Blue: Yeah.
me: Maybe you'll get Shakespeare.
Blue: That is some superb Ninja Nonsense right there!
"Nonsense is okay, but sensical nonsense is an extreme form of nonsense. Like Ninja Nonsense!" ~Blueberry
Suicidal sense should be a synonym for Ninja Nonsense. Sense that just kills itself.
me: What, like alphabet soup?
Blue: Yeah.
me: Maybe you'll get Shakespeare.
Blue: That is some superb Ninja Nonsense right there!
"Nonsense is okay, but sensical nonsense is an extreme form of nonsense. Like Ninja Nonsense!" ~Blueberry
Suicidal sense should be a synonym for Ninja Nonsense. Sense that just kills itself.
by Cassiopia&Blue November 28, 2011
A person who, at the peak of a tough situation, offers an idea that couldn't possibly ever help anyone in anyway. This idea could also cause more problems and create a worse situation.
In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.
by halolord64513 April 30, 2008
I am so busy right now and I have started to jumping nonsensely. Thinking about whether or not my boyfriend really suits me and do I really have time to be in a relationship.
by radio ccl November 25, 2018