Non-Real Time 

time from 1:01am-8:59am; time you assume people are sleeping, while you perform a task.

Kevin - Man, I waited until the last day to start my research paper. It is due tomorrow.

Gus - Don't worry about it, you still have a bunch of non-real time left.

Kevin- Good thinking!

Gus - Yeah, I never do my work until non-real time starts.

Non-Real Time by CCS612 April 15, 2009

Non-Reciprocating Tool 

a completely self-absorbed, unaware "friend" (READ: douche) that you do things for *all the time* that NEVER returns the favor, even in times of crisis, always making the excuse that they're working or busy or just *can't* for whatever reason--always an excuse--ANY time you ask them, no matter what; someone who never returns the many favors you've done for them.

"My Dad just died and I can't find sittage for the funeral tomorrow. Since I've watched your kids for free for the past two days, do you think you can sit mine for a few hours while I go to my Dad's memorial service?"

Non-Reciprocating Tool: "Tomorrow? Oh, no way. Sorry. Gotta work online and stuff. You know. Busy and all. Can't. Maybe next time."

Non-Reciprocating Tool by Holly M S July 21, 2010

Trickle Down Theory (non-economic theory) 

The theory that a male standing in front of a urinal--no matter how much he squeezes, pulls, pushes, wipes, or waits--has a 100% probability of urinating after he has already pulled up his pants and finished relieving himself. Being a theory, it is impossible to prove, but the experience of billions of men of all ages and throughout all time have almost made the statement a truism.

Alex (while relieving himself in front of a urinal): Hey, didn't Reagan say taxing the rich less would mean more jobs and economic opportunities for simple folk like us?

Ken (while relieving himself in an adjacent urinal): I think so. Well, hey, he gave it his best shot. Now hurry up, we're going to be late for the foreclosure hearing. (Zips up.)

Alex: Alright. (Zips up, then feels a trickle of liquid go down his leg.) WTF?? Damn you trickle down theory (non-economic theory)!!!

Ken: Haha. Got you again, huh? Looks like I was one of the lucky ones. (Feels a trickle down his leg) MOTHER#$%^*@!!!!!!!!

Trickle Down Theory (non-economic theory) by Ryno247 October 20, 2013

Non-Fuckwithable Tape 

Non-Fuckwithable Tape.
A tape that depicts a video that i can be watched for free online.
You can buy this tape for capitalistic bragging right.
Or for the purpose of dodging taxes by using it to store your wealth and resell it to the highest bidder most often a fellow tax dodger.

Also known as NFT

Dave: Why did you buy that Non-Fuckwithable Tape doe you like the video that much?
Mark: No i am planning on reselling it later for a higher price.
Dave: Mark you do know you can just inflate the price of the Non-Fuckwithable Tape and donate it as a charitable donation to get a tax deduction.

Non-Fuckwithable Tape by Mr1% June 13, 2021

non gay three way 

When two men press their butts against each other, while a third man fucks the crack between. Since there's no penetration, it's not gay according to God.

The Catholic priest liked to use the Non Gay Three Way with his alter boys to help get his jolly's off while still maintaining his purity in the eyes of God.

non gay three way by Tony "Tone" Booyah! September 20, 2016

non stop talking 

Earfucking is the practice by a persons of talking non- stop. If anyone else tries to comment the earfucker simply talks over them. The earfucker is a nightmare for people who are trapped with them in a car, a dinner table or office. They are often also called time suckers or a time suck.

She was non stop talking the entire trip. She earfucked me the whole two hour car ride. I think I said two words maybe.

He is always in non stop talking mode. He earfucked me at my desk for a full hour. He's a total time suck.

non stop talking by geekqueen September 14, 2013

unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity 

To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese

I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.

Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.

unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011