skip the wagas

To skip any part of a date that is normally required because of social convention (e.g dinner, Netflix, small talk) that delays sex

"Where do you wanna go for dinner?"
"How about we just skip the wagas and go back to mine?"

by TheEastaB July 15, 2016

skip ad

A button you press so that you dont have to waste your time of watching the damn ad

Me: Im going to press skip ad

by Ali1337 January 30, 2020

Skip Bayless

Annoying ESPN talking head who has only stepped into a locker room to leer at thick black cock. Has absolutely no credibility due to the fact that most of his arguments contain no facts. Is known to hate LeBron James, T.O, and now Aaron Rodgers, the most. Does daily show on ESPN2, "First take," in which he spews his horse shit.

Rational Person 1: "Skip Bayless said Tebow is better than Rodgers, can you believe that?!"
Rational Person 2: "I hope he gets larynx cancer."

by YourGirlMyHouse November 25, 2011

Indian Skip

When cutting in line, asking a person if you can skip them, but instead of cutting in front of the person, they allow you to stand behind them.

"Hey, can I skip you?"
"No, but you can Indian Skip me."

by Princess Layla October 11, 2011

Skipping a Can

The act of hiding a cool, refreshing alcoholic beverage, having failed to consume such a treat during predrinks, in a concealed, secluded location whilst one visits some respectable establishment, wherein said beverage is forbidden, for the purpose of future collection and consumption.

i.e. stashing a few brewskies from predrinks somewhere they'll be safe while you head to a pub/club, so you can grab them on the way back out for afters.

Term derived from the initial act of skippage taking place in some mouldy skip on Camden Street.

"Oi Fiachra, we skipping a can behind that bin before we bop Whelan's?"
"Aye."

by Peanuts Baker February 26, 2018

Skip-genes

Skip-genes: a situation where someone's child posesses much greater brains, talent or looks than their parent(s). Suggesting a relative in previous generations had these qualities that this parent lacks.

Wow, your kid is really good looking and you aren't, skip-genes?

by Speedbiker November 7, 2019

Skipping States

When you catch a criminal charge and start crossing states so the cops can't catch ya.

I caught a murder charge so I had to start skipping states.

by Issa Hawa February 2, 2020