Nard-Dog

A reasonable looking man with his life figured out, IN HIS HEAD. He may have some anger issues and punch holes in the wall now and then, but hey! He's Nard-Dog

Oh my gosh did you see Nard-Dog punch a hole in the wall

by The Bumbling Office Manager May 20, 2020

Nard Cosh

A poo in a stocking. The sound of it hitting someone is similar to it's name.

Gibo hit his junky neighbour with a nard cosh to settle a vendetta. Coshhhhh!

by Jocko Farin August 21, 2007

Nard Guard

A small foam pad with Velcro straps used to cover the sharp steering stem of a BMX bicycle, thus hopefully preventing ball-busting injury in the event of a crash. Popularized in the 1980's, they have fallen out of favor in more recent years secondary to the fact that they are not considered cool, and they don't really work anyway.

Hey dude...that's a rockin' nard guard you got there. Now all you need are some elbow pads and training wheels and you'll be ready for Pee Wee's Playhouse!

by chaz360 October 3, 2010

suck nards

v. to suck testicles. Term generally used to express disgust over someone's behaviour or a complaint over the outcome of a situation (generally negative).

Dude! I can't believe you just did that! You're distgusting! Ew man, you totally suck nards.

by Murphy's Law November 24, 2005

nards of doom

Big swinging balls that try to knock you into the swill water on MXC.

Oh no Vic, he got hit by the nards of doom.

by t September 7, 2004

Fuck-Nard

A male perceived to be lacking in good judgement.

I knew her boyfriend was a fuck-nard when he bought condoms at the Dollar Discount store.

by CanuckEh! August 17, 2018

Ass nard

Ass-n-ard: The biological cross between an asshole and a retard. A person who pisses you off to no end but doesn't know any better because they are so stupid. This person casues a fit of rage in the person who witnesses the asshole being so damn retarded.

I can't belive that assnard just cut in front of us. If he gets his Big Mac before me I'm going to kick his ass!

by Mike and Scott November 14, 2004