naked boys in the bathroom

When u make a trip down to the bathroom and happen to find some naked boys changing into suits or out of them. Commonly used by SHG boys swim as a sign of dominance among other trivial swim teams. Any naked boys found must immediately be drowned.

person one: holy shit nolan... we got some new intell
person two: what is it?!
person one: we got some naked boys in the bathroom

by KartNarks69 December 24, 2019

Naked Dan

A good bartender in North Carolina, known to get women naked in bars or after parties. Also the cause of many people's drunken regrets.

I drank Naked Dan juice last night and it caused me to have anal sex, why would I do that when I have a perfectly good vagina.

by sexydrunkbitch January 4, 2011

Naked News

The greatest show, on at around 11pm on a weeknight on the australian television pay tv network, foxtel. The show involves attractive woman taking there clothes off while reading the news. The aim was to get modern day men into watching the news, however I don't listen to a thing i'm in my own zone watching them get naked.

Hey bro, did you see Silvia on Naked News last night because those pink and black panties were hot!!!

by bEATLe_PauL June 9, 2005

naked smack down

Naked smack down (noun-verb) usually occurs when one of the guys in your group decides to get completely naked when you and the fellas are together hanging out. Most times a slap will be thrown by the naked man at and/or towards a fully clothed member of the party. This prompts that member of the friend group to also get completely naked and so on and so forth. This practice is extremely dangerous and will usually result in many palm sized welts on your butt and back. Naked smack down are completely unannounced so always be on the look out for the most liable member of your friend group.

Terry: Hey what happened at Tommy’s the other night? I heard someone ended up in the hospital.

Larry: Yeah Brett decided to start naked smack down and Ray got caught in the eye by Harry’s testicles when he was trying to choke slam Dylan.

Terry: Gnarly! Ray’s wife is gonna be pissed!

by Leland Bruce January 29, 2023

naked ninja

1. noun - cockblocking maneuver involving the unauthorized entry of an unclothed male into a room occupied by two or more people currently hooking up or having intercourse. the 'ninja' employs dramatic body action (e.g. jumping into a room with wide open arms) and a verbal cue (e.g. "naked ninja!")

Additional Notes: It could in theory be done by a female but such action might be desirable.

2. verb - the act of being a naked ninja

Step 1. Remove all clothing

Step 2. Find a bedroom where two people are hooking up or having intercourse

Step 3. Subtly determine if the door is unlocked, if it is unlocked go to step 4, if not, go to step 3a.

Step 3a. Unlock the door by any means necessary while preserving the element of surprise

Step 4. Throw the door wide open

Step 5. Leap into the room with a signature body gesture and scream "naked ninja" ensuring that your genitals are in plain view.

Step 6. Run like Hell

by Strider Hiryu April 20, 2006

Naked Luke

An incoherently drunk person who after numersous shots with Captain chasers, goes streaking and passes out on strangers front lawns.

A local legend from Des Plaines Illinois once achieved this feat and attained the coveted title of "Town Drunk." A Naked Luke was born.

by Bigguyforty4 June 26, 2008

naked quad run

An event held annually at Tufts University during which students get naked and run around the Residential Quad on either the last day of classes or the first day of reading period.

Mary was going crazy thinking about finals, so she let off some steam by participating in the Naked Quad Run.

by bleedair December 11, 2006