myspace junkie

1.) someone who refreshes the page every 5 seconds thinking they get comments.

2.) someone who gets up at 2;00 AM to checkif someone recommented them

3.) someone who's usually always one the computer

4.) someone who stares at their own myspace page.

"OMG! All christina does is sit on her computer and check her myspace! She's such a myspace junkie!"

by shakishia July 28, 2006

Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck

A Youtube video that shows a lake with ducks swimming in it, and then suddenly a skeleton jumps up in front of the camera with the same scream as K-fee and scares the viewer.

Me and my friend watched Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck and now we can't sleep.

by zoombcake March 27, 2021

myspace love

When you spend hours upoun hour sitting infront of myspace refreshing constently just to get a reply from your crush.

Nate:Dude be careful myspace love is a bitch lets go.

Jeremy: Dude hold on its only been 2 hours 23 minutes and 47...48 seconds since i heard from her.

by JeremyRohleder May 26, 2008

Myspace Pic

An extremely deceiving self-portrait taken from a limited number of specific angles where said person actually appears attractive. This photo style can hide such unattractive qualities as double chins, triple chins, excess “gumminess”, acne, quadruple chins, big noses, bad hair, no hair, obesity, and poor hygiene.

This effect can be quantitatively measured and is described by the following equation to solve for deceptiveness.

Deceit = (Angle of camera from horizontal) / (percentage of body shown) / (# of available profile pictures)

Note: Often taken using the reflection of a bathroom mirror.

You looked better in your myspace pic. And flush your toilet before your photo-shoot next time.

by Chief Double Click February 9, 2010

I want to kill myself.

What do you think it means?

I don't see any purpose in life and am completely socially inept, I want to kill myself.

by Dras June 18, 2016

MySkank

the term used to describe myspace whores; girls with an excessive amount of friends who they never speak to but just have on their list to look cool.

"Wow that Samantha girl is pretty hot! Look at her pics!"
"Yeah but look at the amount of friends she has! Such an obvious MySkank..."

by ~* becca.jane *~ March 31, 2006

Mystery solved

The illumination of a conundrum - an answer is given/deduced/made available to something that was previously puzzling.

Guy 1: Damn, I've been searching everywhere for my phone for the last hour!

Guy 2: Did you check your pockets?

Guy 1: Ah! Mystery solved.

by UrbanFanBoy January 10, 2011