MySkank

the term used to describe myspace whores; girls with an excessive amount of friends who they never speak to but just have on their list to look cool.

"Wow that Samantha girl is pretty hot! Look at her pics!"
"Yeah but look at the amount of friends she has! Such an obvious MySkank..."

by ~* becca.jane *~ March 31, 2006

MySkank

A person (usually a girl) who falls under these categories...

1) dey tendd 2 typpp lyk dis,,, thinkinn it looks soooooo kewl !?!?!

2)They have an abnormal amount of friends on myspace, most of them they do not know.

3)Their playlist consists of Lady Gaga, Lil Wayne, and Eminem.

4) Their info is something like "gimme a cake on january 1st, i slam a locker at ohio state, txt it up if u wanna chill bebe, 111-222-3344

5) And they have lots of pictures of them wearing their abercrombie t's and their straightened highlighted hair, looks rediculous

Me: Hey, thanks for adding me on MySpace, but do I know you?

MySkank: umm,, wel idkkk, i think dat wee madd out @ a partyyy wuncee,,... but immnotshurrr, haahhahaa !

Me: Oh well thanks anyway, I noticed that you have a large amount of friends.

MySkank: yaaa, yurrr mii 48093 freend hhaa.

Me: Wow, so what are you into?

MySkank: wellll,... mi lyff is lyk all boutt musikk, i lyk lil waynee, lady gaga, eminemmm, yaaaa,,,

Me: Oh, you're into rap...

MySkank: yeaaa it ses dat in maah infooo,,

Me: I couldn't read your info, you should really work on your typing.

MySkank: ughhh ii donttt need smartzzz, imm soooo gooodd lookign,, evenn looke at mii piczz, im gorgusss !!!

Me: Uhh, yeah, well bye.

MySkank: kk byeeeee !!!!

by KoRnMAGGOT January 1, 2010

Muskankee

A "skanky" citizen of Muskogee. Common term used to refer to those who are not exactly upstanding citizens.

After midnight, the only folks still out on the streets were Muskankees up to no good.

by Jd Mustain February 22, 2010

mcskank

an unclean hoe that works at mcdonalds

I went to McDonalds yesterday for lunch and this mcskank gave me attitude while taking my order

by mcgriddle March 12, 2008

Muskank

Sleazy sort of girl (usu. blonde, natural or otherwise) who believes the Ford Mustang is the ultimate status symbol. It's typically painted an eye blistering shade of yellow and features something leopard- or zebra-printed somewhere in the interior.

Maybe that Muskank could get the muffler fixed instead of springing for those stupid spinning rims.

by Sekimori August 5, 2004

Miskanken Identity

When a girl is falsely accused of being a skank; a case of mistaken identity

Herbert: Dude, did you hear that Mary gave a snowblower to that guy at the party last night?

Daniel: No man, that wasn't Mary... it's a case of miskanken identity

by DROCK101 January 24, 2009

Fatty McSkankface

Code name for the biggest bitch on the planet. She's fat, drunk, ugly, tacky, and loud, but (in her own words) thinks she's "pretty damn hot," she's extremely rude and embarassing to people she calls her friends, but at the same time she pretends to be nice to people she really doesn't like. She's also white trash. She'll make friends with people for a week at a time trying to either fit in or appear open-minded. When they get sick of her shit, she'll completely ignore them and insult anything these people are interested in(basketball, anime, etc.). She's also a paranoid, pathological liar. She screws many many boys on the first date, without a condom, and has syphils and clamidia, along with other STDs and a very loose vagina. She's also racist and ignorant. She's also got a Fatty McFatBitch mom.
See also: Trifling, Heifer, Skank, Skankface

Fatty McSkankface got so drunk that she shat her pants.
Fatty McSkankface thinks that only straight people get AIDS.
Fatty McSkankface's secret identity is Jessica Lancaster.
Fatty McSkankFace is a cum dumpster.

by People for the Ethical Treatment of Vaginas May 21, 2008