Butt Muzzle

Farting into your hand to cover the sound

"Peter pulled his hand, shoved it up his ass, parp, success the sound was killed. But my hand stinks now! the Butt Muzzle worked"

by Drip bwoii February 8, 2010

Cotton Muzzle

To shove a girl's panties in her mouth as an improvised muzzling device. Done to quiet and muffle her overly loud moans and screams during sexual intercourse . A Cotton Muzzle is most often deployed when an individual is having sex with an unfamiliar female partner and such action is required as soon as one realizes that they have a real Screamer on their hands. The Cotton Muzzle provides immediate, evasive action to avoid waking up parents or roommates but does not impede the couples sexual rhythm.

Gary: Yo Braaahhh. What's up. Did you bring that chick home from the bar last night? I thought I heard a scream but went back to sleep.
Carl: Yea brooohhh. I was beatin dem guts up good. That bitch was a screamer yo. I couldn't stop banging dat ass so I had to give her the old Cotton Muzzle before she woke everyone up.

by Eaton Holgoode April 8, 2015

Walrus Muzzle

A woman so fat and grotesque that her gelatinous sacks of tit flubber create a cleavage "death valley" of sorts, extending lower than thought possible before the advent of the phrase "super size me". Simultaneously, twin travesties of repugnant flesh create an unholy "camel toe" or "mooseknuckle" or "holy fucking shit stab my eyes out immediately" extending unnaturally far north and actually coming in contact with the aforementioned "death valley". This creates the nightmarish trench of fear and loathsome disgust known as a "Walrus Muzzle".

Jesse: Hey Ryan, check out the walrus muzzle on her. (Motions with eyebrows to nearby woman that looks like an upright Jabba the Hutt in tights.)
Ryan: HOLY FUCKING HELL THAT IS DISGUSTING AND... (stabs own eyes)
Jesse: ... (stabs own eyes)

by The ACC Carpentry Class 2009 January 28, 2009

meat muzzle

slang reference for a penis. particularly when fellatio is being performed on it.

To silence someone by inserting your penis in their mouth.....i.e.; If you don't shut up , I'm gonna whip out the meat muzzle.

by John Stahley January 25, 2008

GarrBear Muzzle Loader

When a person is sucking a dick vomits, the male then uses his dick to shove the vomit back down that person's throat

Yo bro this bitch puked on my dick this morning so I gave her a garrbear muzzle loader.

by G4RR3EAR March 8, 2022

Meat-Muzzle

Insinuating that someone will quiet someone else by placing their penis into the annoying, talking persons mouth.

Shut up or i will slap the Meat-Muzzle on you. Bitch.

by Obb September 29, 2007

Pennsylvania Muzzle Loader

While having sex doggy style, you pull out your chewing tobacco and place it on your woman's asshole and ram it In with your dick.

R.L. SAID TO J.B. " I'M TELLNG YOU I STUFFED THAT DIP IN HER ASS WITH MY DICK, THAT'S A PENNSYLVANIA MUZZLE LOADER"

by Jploppert October 18, 2017