Mattingly

A sexual machine commonly used to make ladies squit during sex.

Always satisfying .

Also known as the super soaker

I need a good Mattingly tonight.

by True Stories November 11, 2015

Munting

Munting: when two guys approach a woman with a bunt, where both holes have been banged out and resemble one big hole, full of munt aka a collection of all bodily fluids including vomit, semen, feces, urine, period remnants, vaginal discharge, etc. The first guy places his mouth on the bunt while the other elbow drops the woman's stomach thus expelling the munt into the mouth of the first gentleman. You're welcome.

2-short for "Munt Hunting"

"For Brad's birthday I wanted to do something special, so I took him to Stank Sally's house for some good old fashioned Munting"

by Squeezy McQueef May 23, 2017

Muttongeoff

Closely related to muttonhead, but of a different variety like glovehead

Glovehead was a muttonhead when he hid his beer under his bed.

by alan November 25, 2003

muttongeoff

bellend plonker lampshade

Glovehead was a muttongeoff when he hid his beer under his bed.

by lamb chop November 26, 2003

musting

an object or person (living thing) that is smelling really, really bad

'You are musting really badly right now!'

('You are smelling really badly right now!')

by TimTam Tambo Timbo April 3, 2011

Mattingus

Ancient Greek god, crowned as the god of coitus and copulation, also known as sexual intercourse.

Hannah: you think your good in bed? Ha, that's a joke.

Matt: I'm not just good in bed, I AM MATTINGUS, GOD OF COITUS AND COPULATION! I'm not just good, im absolutely unimaginably fantastic.

by Mattingus, God of Coitus August 19, 2012

Muntinged

cooked gone hard Snipered

Gee I got full Muntinged on the weekend, felt like I was shot at hard

by yamaswheels November 5, 2019