Munter

A less than attractive lady.

You, my dear, are a munter

by Stephen Miller November 7, 2003

munterphille

A voyeuristic person that thrives off munters.

A munter form of paedophille.

David's such a munterphille - he was looking at Matty's mum all last night?

by Jonny Clarke August 1, 2008

muntered, queen of the

One who reigns supreme over all fellow munters, the most trashed of trashed.

'She really is the queen of the muntered..'

by anon May 22, 2004

Dick Munker

A person who compulsively Jerks off with fervor, has white knuckles from inner tension, and tends to be slathered or heavily encrusted in Gobs of Man Milk.

These people resemble the lesser primates, usually with a penis always at hand, And have The propensity to Bogart All the eats.

"Fuck you, Dick Munker!"

by Spotted Sea Cow April 12, 2005

muntered

A state of chemical inconvenience, often involving ravers and goths.

Muntered - See "kweilo"

by Xifer May 2, 2004

munter

1 extremely ugly person
2 someone who is completely wasted on one or all of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Poppers Ketamine or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol. Commonly displays symptoms of sweating, dishevelledness, gnawing of the inside of the cheeks, gurning (often without realising it), inability to focus, barely capable/ incapable of stringing a coherent sentence together.
Calling someone a munter can be used as an insult, or perversely as a druggy term of endearment amongst fellow wasters

Apparently a Kate Moss doll is going to be made where she looks like a total munter.
If you enjoy a good session you're a munter.

by Katherine23 April 27, 2006

Munter

Someone so hideousely ugly that one has the physical urge to beat them to death with a heavy object.

"Jesus that bird you fancied was a right munter Andy."

by A.Macinnes December 18, 2004