Muellerism

A quality or way of life involving being exceedingly innocent in reality, but saying terribly sexually inappropriate things without realizing it in front of children.

Muellerist: "Alright, class, let's look up Leda and the Swan." Class: (dead silence) Muellerist: "Oh my, why are these so graphic?" Class: "What a muellerism!"--- Muellerist with a speech impediment in a Croc's store: "Goth, theeth cocs are tho comforthabul!" Friends: "Mueller!"

by Alberth Wethker March 20, 2011

muller

Usually a word meant to imply high levels of intoxication, "muller," when applied to one who is of or nearly of a personal substance-free attitude, can be also construed to mean "one who is a disappointment."

He was looking to really come into his own in the near future, but pulled a muller, and tanked considerably.

by ppxloller December 12, 2010

mullered

To be absolutely off your face on drink and drugs, derived from the Yoghurt manufacturer Muller, after people (mostly gimps) used to go round sayin Creamed, Creamed turned to Mullered

" I was fackin mullered on friday night in the club, I was so facked that I started usin cockney words like Mullered "

by John Gaskell December 28, 2005

ms. muller

A bitch

Ms. Muller is a little bitch who will never be loved

by Dodorlrl June 8, 2016

Muller

Being calmly intoxicated to a near paralytic level. Generally through the aid of alcohol.

Twinkle Face: Bored still, what you doing?
Petal Cheeks: Little...
Twinkle Face: Want to get muller?
Petal Cheeks: Okay!

by Jig Jigabang June 3, 2009

mullered

How one feels after taking a lot of ecstacy and / or amphetamines.

We were all mullered when we got back from Bullet Proof at 7am.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

Muller

To take something that belongs to someone else, even though it can clearly be traced back to you.

Damn-I thought I had some coke in the fridge but I appear to have been Mullered.

by MelbIT May 27, 2007