Muddle

Unintentional male-on-male cuddling which happens as the result of having to share a bed in a crappy hotel room due to a non-existant travel budget.

Garrett: Dude, wtfuck was that all about last night? You were trying to muddle with me all night!

Brandon: Sorry Bro, I forgot I was sleeping with your stupid ass in this lame motel. My bad. I thought you were my girlfriend.

Garrett: Fuck off, I'm gonna go brush my teeth.

by Xmas Tree February 4, 2010

Maddie

A ninja that goes around town collecting lamps from children

Did you hear there was a robbery of lamps it must of been a maddie

by Chickenscanfly136 March 15, 2015

Maddie

Pet form of Mad- names

Originally a pet form of Madeleine and Madeline.
Maddie can be used as a nickname for other 'Mad-' names, including Maddox, Madden, and Madison.

Mostly used in English speaking countries
Origin/Culture : British

Pronunciation: (MAH dee)

Maddi Jane or Maddie Fitzpatric or Maddy Drew

by Supercool1234 October 26, 2010

Moddie

Short for moderator

1) A person given special powers to enforce the rules on an Internet forum, newsgroup or blog

Man, I hate these stuck up Nazi moddies. They aint shit.

by Star9879 January 18, 2011

Frozen Mudpie

When a pile of fresh shit is molded to a woman's vagina, then frozen so it can be ravaged later.

Can I make a scat mold of your vagina? So I may ravage it later? It is my own personal Frozen Mudpie my dear..

by tinye11177 January 7, 2011

Maddie

Maddie is a crazy girl, usually a brunette. She is protective of what she loves and she would never let them get hurt. She is a very straight-forward girl who isn't afraid to let anyone know what they need to hear. Maddie is laid back and calm until you give her a reason not to be. She's a great friend to have and always has her friends backs. Maddie's usually a drinker, and when she drinks too much she gets a little messy. Overall, she is a great person and her love is real.

Damn, I wish my girl could be like yours.

Dude, get yourself a Maddie.

by maddabs November 21, 2014

Tough Mudder

A shit taken after a night of hard drinking that is particularly difficult to deal with. Unlike the traditional morning-after shit (which is an even-flow of black, smooth tar), the Tough Mudder’s consistency is that of mud mixed with clumps of ribs and chicken wings that act as grappling hooks inside the anus. Putting a foot up on the tub and screaming as though in labor is a typical method of dealing with this difficult shit. Not to be confused with the Labatt Splats.

"I had a Tough Mudder this morning that nearly killed me. I was on the can for a good hour AND I got a nose-bleed while pushing..."

by Ernest Saves Hemmingway III August 31, 2012