Mudbutt

The act of slathering one’s chocolate icing donut onto the asshole of your partner and then licking it clean

P1: What did you do this weekend Brecky?
Brecky: I found this random guy on Bender who came over and gave me Mudbutt.
P1: OMG Brecky!, what’s Mudbutt?
Brecky: It’s when he smears a chocolate iced donut down your shit box and then licks it clean
*For the Boston Hot Box a Boston Crème donut is substituted

by Adamantly Atomic November 11, 2022

Mumbumbu

The average new hire at the Co-operators.

We need to hire people but we don’t have any money for skilled employees.

That’s okay, just grab a Mumbumbu, they grow on trees

by Top secret homie April 11, 2024

Mudbombing

Mudbombing is the act of defacating on someone's toes and wiggling them around to fully enjoy the experience.

Laura brought the joy of mudbombing into Mike's life. I understand why he wears brown shoes now.

by Pablitosavage April 5, 2025

Monster mudbuster

When you and your friend shot gun a bfc (big fucking can) monster fallowed by a shot of vodka then tag team your girlfriend until she looks like a mud puddle then you probably die of a heart attacks and fall in the Mudd puddle

It's Friday night mike what do you say we go to my house for a monster mudbuster.

by Prince Charles E May 2, 2018

Solution mudbutt

Solution mudbutt- a method of using an unverifiable illness, muddbutt, that can claimed as a way to use paid sick time to take care of personal business or get out of something you don’t want to do.

Why aren’t they here today? They called and said they were sick and weren’t going to be able to make it. Whatever, that’s solution mudbutt. They had court today and didn’t want anybody to know so they chose solution mudbutt.

by Smithsonian October 18, 2019

Mississippi Mudbucket

A delightful cocktail; made with Hennessy, bartenders spit, bartenders squirt (queef works in a pinch) and 14yo Glenmorangie

Preferably the bartender is a goth girl

One Mississippi Mudbucket please, extra queef

by Maarrrks January 28, 2026