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mouth turd 

A wad of chewed up chewing tobacco that has been spat out on the ground such that it looks like a dog turd. These are most frequently seen around golf courses and people will declare that someone has not cleaned up after their dog when upon closer examination it is determined that it is in fact a mouth turd.
Golfer 1: Dude watch out, don't step in that dog crap !! I can't stand it when people don't clean up after their dog !
Golfer 2: Relax man ! It's just a mouth turd.
mouth turd by oibeachnc June 15, 2009
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-adverb
1. An exclamation of excitement or joy
Paranal: "DUDE, that hooker just did a line off my penis!"
Conn: " Awww, mouth-ya, bro!"
mouth-ya by Jon at ucsb November 8, 2008

mouth breather 

A stupid person who breathes through their mouth, like P Diddy.
mouth breather by ===0) December 29, 2004

Mouth hug 

Man 1: Darlene gave me a mouth hug in the car on our way to dinner at the Waffle House.
Man 2: Well, it was your anniversary, after all.

Mouth of the south 

A name given to a girl by family members growing up, since they never knew anyone with a bigger mouth. A name the girl wants the world to forget.
Lindsay had been called the Mouth of the south by her own family, and spent her life trying to tell other people when they should talk and when they should shut up.

mouth breeder 

A mouth breeder is a chick, involved in a MFF three way, that finishes off the guy orally. But, rather than swallowing the baby batter, she goes down on the other chick and spits it into her.
Tina took Bob's big load then spit it into Gina's snatch, what a mouth breeder!

Mouth Clit 

the small flap of skin connecting the upper gum to the inside of the upper lip in the middle. May only be referred to as a mouth clit if the flap of skin is prominent in a person's smile.
Dude, have you seen the little nub under emily's lip when she smiles?
Yeah dude, that's her mouth clit.