motorderndy

A derndytrek done in a car or other land vehicle.

Stoner 1: "Wanna do a derndytrek?"

Stoner 2: "Get your whip, lets make it a motorderndy.

Stoner 1: "Where are we gonna go?"

Stoner 2: "I dunno. How'bout New Jersey or something?"

by Pro-Latarian Milton September 26, 2009

Mortard

Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.

Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?

by Stukin Cubicle October 16, 2006

mutard

Someone who is very grotesque in a appearance.

"Check that mutard."

by U.S. Census Board April 20, 2003

mowtarded

When you do a bad job of cutting a lawn, it looks mowtarded.

"Hey man, your lawn looks mowtarded"

by data66 August 4, 2007

mopard

An epithet for one who shows a particular affinity for all things "Mopar," a derivative word coming from MOtor PARts, the parts and service component company of the Chrysler Group.

Mopards are usually distinguished by their vintage Dodge T-shirts, swollen knuckles, and at least a small amount of perma-dirt. A Southern accent is usually traceable, but not necessary to be a mopard.

Famous mopards include Joe Dirt, Bo and Luke Duke, The Blues Brothers, Arnie Cunningham, the guy Steve McQueen was chasing in Bullitt, and my buddy Travis, a damned fine sailor in the Navy.

It is a common misconception for a mopard to believe that yelling "HEMI!" will arouse any woman within earshot, instantly. But it is a misconception, and nothing more.

One who has gone sex nuts and mopard strong is not above fucking a Super B in the gashole.

A symptom afflicting the common mopard is the ever-growing stack of yellowed Auto Traders in the corner of the throne room, in which one will look for local specimens to go and gawk at in person, and possibly imply to the owner that they have the cash to buy it to convince him to let him "test drive" it, all while not having said cash.

by mr_gollihue June 28, 2011

David Motari

A so-called "marine" from Hawaii who threw an innocent puppy off a cliff and video taped it while serving in Iraq. The video has been questioned on its authenticity. Real or fake, possessing the idea to even fake such a stunt is sick and disturbing.

David Motari is sick!

by mintkid09 March 6, 2008

MCTARD

A PERSON WHO WORKS AT MCDONALD'S THAT WILL LIKELY STAY THERE FOR THEIR ENTIRE LIFE..

DUDE, THAT MCTARD FORGOT TO GIVE ME MY DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER.

by BIGSKINNY August 6, 2008