Moses Check

A quick check around for any person or persons of a racial minority before making a racist joke.

Guy1:"OMG I heard an awesome joke, right. 2 black guys walked into a bar and"
Guy2:"Wait man, Moses check first."
Guy1:"Oh shit yeah, better had."

by HCAstudent November 12, 2009

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Moses

A sexy man, with tight abs, and buns made of steel. He has the greatest gadgets and tricked out cars. He's so fast and loves to live life to the fullest. He's also really good in bed, he charming and cunning. Hes also a lion on the inside. Don't mess with Moses.

Dam have you seen Moses lately, perfect 👌.

by Sexy_Mia February 27, 2017

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sweet fancy moses

Although it may have earlier origins, first heard by most of the world on the infamous episode of <i>Seinfeld</i>, when George witnesses Elaine's atrocious dancing for the first time, and exclaimed, aghast, "Sweet fancy Moses!"

Interjection/exclamation: "Sweet fancy Moses!"

by ChickenGrrl December 3, 2004

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A real cool guy. Duped the Egyptians into thinking he was royalty, then ran away after killing one of them. Famous quote: "Let my people go!" Moses' people were the enslaved Israelites. Together they crossed the Red Sea using the Force, but the Egyptians were dumbasses and could neither use the Force nor swim worth a damn. Moses would be a saint if he had been in the New Testament, but instead he's Jewish. Not to be confused with Moses Malone, basketball star.

Moses means 'drawn from the reeds.' It is debated whether or not Moses Malone was drawn from the reeds, too.

by 7620 September 19, 2005

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