Mortonfied

To be mortified by a Morton toe related subject, action or circumstance.

He went to suck my feet and was mortonfied my second toe was bigger than my first

by Miki Jackson February 16, 2023

david morton

David Morton is a horrible human being that is hated world wide, he has a giant belly button that contains rabbits. he also likes pole dancing.

'Omg is that David Morton'
'Yes, run away, here come the rabbits'

by ilovedavidmorton25 December 6, 2013

donald mouton

a rapper with a great personality and a big dick. he is a great person to hang around. he is talented but he wont let nobody mess with him. a person who hates haters

donald mouton went to the store and slapped a dumb-ass.

by aye aye 01 February 1, 2017

michael maston

God

That guy is a michael maston

by Mbmn March 21, 2017

ethan morton

Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man

guy-“aye you know ethan morton
?”
girl-“how else do you think i got this bad limp”

by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018

alex morton

he has toes

Alex morton has big, wet, shiny toes.

by lil_adhd February 6, 2020

Mostin

Pretty boy

Mostin is a pretty boy that loves himself a lil too much...

by Ebberston7 December 5, 2018