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Des Moines

The capital city of Iowa, also the largest city in Iowa with a metro population of about a half mil (not huge but good sized for the midwest). Contrary to popular belief, not a bad city, ranked #4 for quality of life in the US. Only really bad part is Des Moines is over 80% white, so it's not very "hip."
Dude, are you going to the concert in Des Moines?
by Iowan December 3, 2004
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Mone

Mone a classy funny queen who don’t have time for snakes and hoes. As a queen it’s best to present her in a certain stance or one shall be stoned
Guy 1: damn she’s glowing like a goddess how can she be this perfect

Guy 2: its because she’s a Mone
by Meatslapped September 17, 2018
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Des Moines Diaper

The act of anal sex with a female that when completed with said act evidence of anal sex is left on the male penis and the said evidence is wiped on the females panties and the female puts the panties back on without knowledge of said evidence.
Dude I fucked that chick from the bar up her ass last night and when we were done I gave her the ole Des Moines Diaper!!
by LIL_MARK June 4, 2009
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mernel

A mernel is a hybrid plant consisting of the body of a sunflower and leaves of cornstalks. Also has the face of a human surrounding by a jubilee of colorful petals. Weaknesses include Sun Chips (level 1-10 mern) and Kevin Costner (arch nemesis of all mern).
ANNE: Did you water the mernel today, Franklin?
DGlov: Hells yeah, bitch!
by Teekers Teekerson December 6, 2006
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monegasm

The pleasurable feeling obtained from making money.

For many people, the intensity of a monegasm is proportional to the rate at which money is acquired. For some people, notably those in the finance industry, the risk that one takes in achieving a monegasm will increase the intensity of the resulting experience.
Bankers, traders and investors effectively became addicted to monegasm, while at the same time increasingly losing touch with just how much risk they were taking.

The Publisher's Clearing House winner had a loud monegasm at her door, when the Prize Patrol arrived.
by cyclam8 February 7, 2009
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Des Moines

A fair place to live, with mostly good people/friends and gangstas. Also the breeding grounds for many famous metal bands, such as Slipknot, Stone Sour, and The Murderolls.
I dont live in Des Moines anymore, but I used to.
by ryan45543 July 1, 2006
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monellah

Monellah is a ugly ass girl who gets all the guys. She is all gang gang and PSA is her life.
Hey did you see Monellah?
Ugh yeah bob likes her now
by awsxdr5tgvbuij September 26, 2017
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