Montreal Meat Pie

Its just a Canadian fucking a meat pie.

"And that's why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie."

by etjn March 18, 2022

Montreal Meat Spoon

When two people are making sweet love and the man cums inside the woman (preferrably a contortionist or experienced stripper). Then the woman will lie on her back with her legs over her head attempting to have the cum drizzle into her mouth. Although this practice is not commonly enacted, it does spice up things in the bedroom.

Brian:"Oh man you know Celeste from the strip club?"

Patrick:"Oh yeah man she is wild."

Brian:"Yeah man last night she did the Montreal Meat Spoon. Its much more exciting in person."

by Flyhunter June 13, 2009

montreal smoked meat

Divine and holy spiritual objects that Montrealers like to eat with their poutine (as does the rest of Canada)

"Man Montreal Smoked Meat goes down so nice with a can of beer eh"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015

montreal smoked meat

An extreamly floppy vagina

man , that chick has some montreal smoked meat

by hey1122333445 January 23, 2009

Montreal Canadian Fans

People who live in the past. People who will only talk about what happened 1+ years ago.

Montreal Canadian Fans = History majors

by Montreal Canadian Fans May 1, 2015

montreal steak spice

Seasoning for the stuff that your wife makes you that you love. Better seasoning than salt and pepper.

"Hand over the salt and pepper"

"Sorry I replaced my salt and pepper with montreal steak spice"

"That's even better, I love you man, but not in a gay way"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015

Montreal Petting Zoo

Canadian slang for a French prostitute living in Québec. Derived from the the pay to touch nature of the encounters and the French's reputation for not shaving... anywhere...

Woman walks down the street and turns to a group of dudes,
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"

by PotatoesAreaVegetable? June 2, 2014