Montreal Petting Zoo 

Canadian slang for a French prostitute living in Québec. Derived from the the pay to touch nature of the encounters and the French's reputation for not shaving... anywhere...

Woman walks down the street and turns to a group of dudes,
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"

Montreal Petting Zoo by PotatoesAreaVegetable? June 2, 2014

Montreal Tuxedo 

A variation on the Canadian Tuxedo (denim jeans, denim jacket and denim shirt) but with much tighter jeans.

Yo check out Pierre in his Montreal Tuxedo. If he bends over he'll split his pants.

Montreal Tuxedo by Jay Septoski November 5, 2007

Montreal Band Trips 

A period of time where a group of 4 boys with the rest of a band get to go completely crazy and loose all respect for authority etc. These 4 men can be found either buying smokes and beer, puking in bathtubs, trashing hotel rooms etc.

"That's a dang ol!"
"Dad dad I got 100% on my test!"
"Ronnie don't you do this to me again"
"Nutcracker!"

Montreal Band Trips by oojuu June 23, 2003

Montreal Death Shroud 

When you purposefully defecate in your underwear and then sneak up on an unsuspecting person while they are sleeping, and wrap the underwear over their head and don't let them out....... At least for a long enough time that you think you got em back.

"Awww man i slept at Sean's house and he gave me a Montreal Death Shroud... I've got pink eye and Ecoli! I'm never sleeping there again!"

Montreal Death Shroud by VE3-FCK February 10, 2009

Montreal Flat 

Thinking you have a flat tire on your bicycle when in reality you are to messed up to be riding.
Works for any hilly city that has a good sized cycling and partying community - Seattle Flat etc.

Al was so stoned going home last night he had to check his bike for flats twice. Turned out they were Montreal Flats.

Montreal Flat by Gravity Sucks August 16, 2009

montreal steak spice 

when a guy recieves a blow job; oral sex performed on a guy.

"Did you go down on him?"
"Hells yeah, girl. I gave him the best montreal steak spice he's ever had."

montreal steak spice by hardon May 19, 2006

Montreal's pantless metrothon 

An event taking place in Montreal, Canada on January 11, 2015 in which people will gather at Mount Royal metro station and from there take the metro pantless.

If you plan on attending Montreal's pantless metrothon don't be surprised if people tell you are wearing sandals in a warehouse.

Montreal's pantless metrothon by Uncle Dimma January 5, 2015