A Wisconsin style threesome involving two women and one male who engage in the act of sexual intercourse involving Kwik-Trip or equivalent type cheese.
Did you hear about Juan Hollywood yesterday? He was arrested for seducing two female police officers out of a traffic violation in a Kwik-Trip parking lot! He fashioned a pair of Monterey-Jack handcuffs and sharp cheddar anal beads, and told the arresting officers it was just your typical "Monterey Jack Minaj." What a boss!
by Herbie Jones March 31, 2021
Get the Monterey Jack Minaj mug.When a girl rides you regular style (not reverse cowgirl) facing you and sticks her finger up your asshole. Usually pronounced with an accent (think Spanish) so slider sounds like "Sly-ther"
When was the last time you had El Monterrey Slider?; well that's not long enough my friend
Man Homes I just had an El Monterrey Slider and Chit does her finger stink!
Man Homes I just had an El Monterrey Slider and Chit does her finger stink!
by Irishguy1 December 2, 2010
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Of extreme superior and magnificent quality. One off rarity. Transcends human pittance. Speaks like a saint, acts like a God. Of highest moral importance. Pure quality, as compared with the likes of Loretto and Wenona.
Person a: Wow! That girls damn fine
Person b: Na man she's a Loretto
(Person a runs far, far away and can be seen on the horizon)
Person a (shouts out):Man, here comes some Monte girls! Look at that angelic glow.
(person b sprints back)
Person b: Sweet as! Boo yah!
Person b: Na man she's a Loretto
(Person a runs far, far away and can be seen on the horizon)
Person a (shouts out):Man, here comes some Monte girls! Look at that angelic glow.
(person b sprints back)
Person b: Sweet as! Boo yah!
by Monte is da best December 4, 2005
Get the monte girls mug.One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Sweetest guy with a great personality. "A lady's man" is what be is known for. Often falls for girls with blonde or brown hair and hazel-green eyes. Loves sports, family and friends, and being loud. He is crazy, plain crazy. Once he sets his mind to somthing he never gives up. The best man a girl could ever get.
Montgomery is one of the most amazing friends I've ever had! I don't know what I would do without him.
by The_girl_typing28 July 8, 2014
Get the Montgomery mug.A Montel is a funny, selfless, smart, friendly, confident and modest person. A Montel may be slightly irritating and paranoid at times, but their charm makes up for it. A Montel would usually be an easy person to get on with.
A Montel will usually be quite big, but will have stunning good looks.
A Montel will usually be quite big, but will have stunning good looks.
by Montyboy August 21, 2010
Get the Montel mug.Living room, bedroom, dinettes, oh yeah, you can find them at the market, we're talking about Flea Market Montgomery!
by Deathgrind > you September 19, 2007
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