Monkey

An other way to call someone stupid or an idiot

Man 1: you want to go to Brandon’s house?

Man 2: nah, Brandon is kinda monkey

by ¥BlackWinter¥ November 2, 2019

Monkey!

Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.

"Monkies pwn"

"I wish I had a Monkey!"

by Mr. Gibbons February 24, 2008

monkey

A slang word sometimes used to refer to male genetalia. Not to be confused with "brass monkey" wich is an alcoholic beverage. They can however be used together.

Q: Hey man what are you gonna do tonight ?

A: I'm gonna go home get blitzed on some brass monkey then spank my ol' monkey.. Wanna Help ?

by Monkey Lover July 8, 2004

Monkey

A widely overapreciated animal.

Jim got a monkey for a pet! He named it Carl. Carl likes to eat and throw feces.

Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.

In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.

Jim is a loser.

by Nubluva May 21, 2006

Monkey

See George Bush

gerorge bush looks like a damn monkey.

by AudryeAnarchy July 1, 2008

monkey

dirty dirty black people

that damn monkey is standin outside of my house, im callin the cops.

by keter ping October 30, 2007

Monkey-monkey

Monkey-monkey is an act where a father (if they are around) will wrestle with their son, often winning and then proceeding to torment the child, in hopefully legal ways, whilst they are locked into position from the father's overwhelming strength. These methods consist of dropping spit onto their face, bending limbs in never before imagined ways, etc.

Billy is about to learn what Monkey-monkey means.

by BeefyNinja April 13, 2022