If you are in fact a goat monger, you may do these things
-make plans then wimp out on them
-speak before thinking..often too loud
-frequently forget to brush teeth
-possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11
Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!
-make plans then wimp out on them
-speak before thinking..often too loud
-frequently forget to brush teeth
-possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11
Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!
by Ian Henman November 7, 2003
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Get the queef monger mug.An person who repeatedly hoards used and unsanitary dishes in a confined space, that are rank, spoiled, and contaminated with disease. A Dish Monger does not have the ability to discard such items.
by Lomyr September 13, 2011
Get the Dish Monger mug.one who flagrently disregards all morals and social barriers sorrounding a woman's intamacy; a person who will perform any sexual act to a female anywhere, anytime.
damn, she's goin out with joe! forget it, he's such a pussy monger. there won't be anything left by the time you get it.
by bagheera187 February 15, 2006
Get the pussy monger mug.A crotchety guy from Scotland and he is probably a Communist. He plays the drums for all the world on BBC and gets ALL of the ladies. Sometimes more than two at a time. You go Old Bean!
He is also a SuperMod on The JD and you can visit him there. I do.
He is also a SuperMod on The JD and you can visit him there. I do.
by kevin horan October 29, 2009
Get the soup monger mug.The surgery, often minor, that a man performs on himself in order to avoid a hospital visit, and the fees that accompany a hospital visit. May include a wife or girlfriend standing by with peroxide, a bottle of rum, various painkillers or illicit substances, dirty surgical instruments, super glue (in lieu of stitches), or any combination of those. A man has successfully performed mangery on himself when he has gone one week without getting a major infection.
-Man i fell off my bike last week!
-Dude, you OK??
-Yeah, i had some gravel in my hand, but it was nothin' a little mangery couldn't handle
-Was the mangery successful?
-Yup, no infection yet.
-Dude, you OK??
-Yeah, i had some gravel in my hand, but it was nothin' a little mangery couldn't handle
-Was the mangery successful?
-Yup, no infection yet.
by Roadrash March 15, 2011
Get the mangery mug.Moogery is anything associated, furthered, practiced, believed or otherwise embodied by a moog. Anyone, including non-moogs, can participate in Moogery. By definition Moogery is any practice that is vile, rank, oafish, idiotic or middling.
Typically self-defeating, unethical and lacking class in any sense of the word Moogery is universally despised and should be eliminated by any means necessary. Moogery in any form is an affront to the civilized world.
As part of his "Moog Defense System" The Bob advocates the use of a 48" cattle prod as an effective defense against Moogery.
Typically self-defeating, unethical and lacking class in any sense of the word Moogery is universally despised and should be eliminated by any means necessary. Moogery in any form is an affront to the civilized world.
As part of his "Moog Defense System" The Bob advocates the use of a 48" cattle prod as an effective defense against Moogery.
Several moogs were playing dice in the alleyway, I called the police to put a halt to their moogery.
I had to hit the STD clinic after sleeping with Brenda, what moogery.
I'm sick and tired of your constant moogery; you're fired.
I had to hit the STD clinic after sleeping with Brenda, what moogery.
I'm sick and tired of your constant moogery; you're fired.
by The Word of Bob February 20, 2014
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