mong

man thong

I have see through pants, so I have to wear my mong.

by mong man May 8, 2009

mong

The stuff that comes out of a dead pregnant woman's box when you push down on her gut.

Yo eat mong, bitch...
You're mong...

by Rip Ride September 5, 2008

Mong

1. An idiot;
2. An Asshole;
3. A penis rack.

I just bought myselg a new Mong the other day!

by AB August 28, 2003

MONG

A way to tell somebody, "SUCK MY DICK"
(you must make a popping noise with your mouth while saying it)

MONG

by sk8foeva26 November 10, 2010

Mong

Stupid person or retard. Named after Michael "Mong" Hopper.

Oh my god, you're such a little mong!

by Froggy™ December 28, 2005

mong

Someone with the in-ability to comprehand that of which normal people can; to be delayed, impeded or proceed slowly.

Johnny: "Yo man, that nig looks shezzey."
Robert: "Fo real? that niggah be trippin aight to mezzey."
(robert walks over to suspected retard)
Robert: "Jo dude, sarp?!"
Suspect: "Ma as fop awj fsa'd?"
Robert: "..."

by fjeer May 3, 2003

mong

Like the version descibed, but in full it means Mongoose.

That lad is such a Mong.
(Mongoose)

by sprockettdog April 23, 2006