mom

A title given to someone who hates you

My mom beat the shit out of me.

by Andy_Wirus June 15, 2020

mom

Someone that all the enemy team on fps games slept with.

12 years old noob: Hey I slept with ur mom u fgt! asshole jfgnjufllhfs!

by my a$$ April 03, 2016

mom

the way Americans spell mum!

my mum gave birth to me in England
mom wrongly spelt word

by londoner! March 29, 2011

mom

to stephany-alley

stephany:hi mom
alley:hello daughter

by john May 04, 2003

mom

a amazing person who cares about you no matter what

is that your mom ya shes awsome

by superhero101 May 20, 2017

mom

One of the only people who will ever love you as much as she does. She cares about almost everything you do.

Especially your internet history. Oh, and why your room is so messy. And why the heck you are on urbandictionary.com.

Friend: Dude, why weren't you playing Minecraft yesterday? I was waiting for you!

Me: Oh, my mom decided to take away my Xbox.

Friend: Wait-really?

Me: Oh yeah. She got me a first generation iPad instead

Friend: Why?

Me: She wants me to do 'better things with my time.'

Friend: Like getting another Xbox with her money?

Me: Oh yeah. Were do you want to meet up?

by Captain Lieutenant October 10, 2015

mom

the lady i was with last night

i just fricked your mom

by kayrhoades December 17, 2018