Moist

Someone being way to emotional. Being a "Bitch". Someone being a consistant hater

Quit tripping you half stepping Moist Ass Bitch.

Hand that fool a towel, he being Moist

by John Sharma June 03, 2004

Moist

The action of one being to stoned and unable to leave the couch but able to eat everything in the kitchen and do pointless time consuming tasks. Or when one randomly doesnt respond to texts or calls during a conversation while making plans...and then replys the next day, this is refered to moisting out.

Ex1 "hey why didnt you respond yesterday?"

"sorry bro i moisted"

Ex2 "can you pass the chips stella?"

"nawh nigga im to moist"

by Moistninja February 23, 2014

Moist

Lame, boring; the opposite of lit.

Bob: Dawwgggg this party lit af!!
Darnell: Your party moist, where the alcohol at?

by MoistMaster69 July 14, 2016

Moist

Moist: this term is used when someone says/does something so idiotic or stupid. Also used to describe an "uncool" person, another way to say this is "wet" which means the exact same thing.

Boy: "4+7= 13? Right?"
Friend: "13?! HAHAHAHA NO! You're so moist!"

*uncool person walks by*
Girl: "Oh my god, look at her ugly clothes, so wet."

by chirpyy March 26, 2015

Moist

What Luke B becomes when he sees Sadie Sink

Luke sees Sadie sink:OMG ITS HER OMG I WANT TO TOUCH HER (becomes moist)
Everyone else:ewwwww

by Billywigglestick October 28, 2019

Moist

The most disturbing word in the milky way galaxy.

I am so moist right now!

by MCCrafting December 23, 2015

Moist

Not only that of referring to a region that happens to contain moisture, but also referring to a lifestyle. A lifestyle, that consists of not only being Moist but also of celebrating The Moist. The moist is commonly found in Santa Cruz, Ca where The moist is celebrated every weekend.

May also be accompanied by Phage or that of being Guilty.

Me: Hey Sarah, lets bump Moist tonight.

Sarah: Im guilty...

by MoistPhage September 13, 2011