Mock and drirty

A narcissist with a lo-fi alternative personality. Someone who neglects friendships, judges people, and doesn't conform to society, but does it with such style, ease and originality that people are infatuated by them.

You see that guy hanging out at the back of the room there? He's a real mock and drirty. I heard he doesn't take good care of himself or those around him. I wanna be his friend so bad.

by Lvei P March 22, 2022

Mock Daughter

An unmarried partner's unrelated daughter that has become family.

Today is my mock daughter's birthday versus today is my boyfriend's daughter's birthday who has become family

by Old Louisville Vee April 10, 2022

Mock-it-all

1) An individual that mocks certain people consistently, potentially making normal tasks harder as the suffering victim has to re-think the same memory constantly

2) Someone who despises a certain thing as the days go on

1) I hate Mock-it-alls

2) He was a Mock-it-all in class

by Potato fan May 27, 2023

mock speed

how fast someone makes fun of you

-compliments to the author who coined this “Amy Ulluriak Lord”

Sure enough, when a typo is made online, Kyle moves at Mock Speed to be the first to point it out and bully the O.P.

by jornumunroj April 26, 2023

Mock MOC

The pairing of loose action figures with the original cardback/packaging to create a Mock up of a Mint On Card figure.

We take a Luke Skywalker action figure from the toy box and pair it up with his original cardback creating a Mock MOC

by Usualmike Television August 21, 2023

Mock-Tok

A short Tick-Tok video that mocks or castigates a public figure, celebrity or media outlet; a Tick-Tok that mocks or makes fun of an online posting or video.

"Sen. Smith's statement was the subject of innumerable Mock-Toks making fun of his bad toupee"

"Oh, man, that dumb pass play will definitely generate a slew of Mock-Toks"

by Freaky Franklinite October 14, 2023

Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking

The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.

by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024