bro mitzvah

A bro's right of passage.

Today Little Vigo is celebrating his Bro Mitzvah. We should all be there to celebrate.

by J R. August 10, 2009

Bong Mitzvah

Having a killer blaze session with a bong.

Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv?
Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude!

-Pineapple Express

by Zach The Magical Hobo July 19, 2009

Car Mitzvah

That special time in a car's life, at the age of thirteen, when it becomes a man.

"You can't sell your twelve-year-old Audi... it hasn't had it's Car Mitzvah yet!"

by Ryan TO September 30, 2005

mitzvah season

if u live in a jewish neighborhood, then 7th grade will be full of mitzvahs. also known as BM season. This is basically when all the girls dress like fuckin hoes in their short tight ass black dresses and guys look gay as fuck in their tight ass pants. Everyone hooks up in the halls for 30 seconds and then gets caught by a caterer or a jewish grandma. All the girls jump up and down ass those little pervy seventh grade guys watch their tits. The bad kids go juul in the bathroom and then also get caught by a grandpa named Irving. The Shirley temples are endless and the kids that dont steal alchohol off the adults tables pretend to get drunk off of them.

lily : I love bat mitzvah season!!
Emma: you only like bat mitzvah season because you make out with Jake every time!!

by urbangod11 November 29, 2018

Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you hook up with a girl who has both braces and a mustache.

Last time I went to Club Med, I couldn't find any hot chicks at all. I was forced to have a Mexican Bar Mitzvah with one of 'em and wound up with a serious rash on my face.

by Grinhazenbl January 20, 2011

pot mitzvah

The event in which someone smokes marijuana for the first time. Come from the term "pot" (= marijuana) and "bar mitvah", the Jewish ceremony in which an adolescent is intiated into manhood.

As legend has it, the Beatles celebrated their pot mitzvah with Bob Dylan. They had a good time.

by Rohit K. March 15, 2007

Ryoko Mitake

one of the finest Japanese AV (porno) stars. except she has an annoying squeaky voice when pleasured.

My life's goal is to plug Ryoko Mitake and fill her with my juice.

by ryoko mitake August 27, 2003