Missouri Shake

When you and your partner interlock arms and shake up and down really fast until poop falls out.

Our room still stinks from that Missouri Shake last night!

by make words up to prove myself July 14, 2018

missouri water

when you ejaculate into your partner’s mouth and they spit it in your mouth and you swallow it and proceed to shit it out hours later and you store it in a cup on the top shelf of your freezer

I pulled a missouri water on that girl I met at the club last night!

by syrupdrizzleonyournipple May 5, 2019

Missouri Martini

Stag Beer with a pickle

Molly: I'm in the mood for something classy
Jake: STFU Molly. Umm bartender, yes, she'll have a Missouri Martini.
Molly:. Wow, actually pretty good.

by EasAnderson August 2, 2019

Missouri Sauna

When two people whom are having sex in the car and the windows fog up from the heat

I had to pull over and put my beer can down to give charlene a Missouri Sauna

by Jcs March 30, 2015

Neosho, Missouri

A miserable, shitty town full of people who think that Democrats were created by Satan. The schools here are dogshit and are run by the most unqualified people possible

Person 1: I love Neosho, Missouri!
Person 2: Dude, who hurt you?

by UnknownDuck025 February 7, 2022

Missouri DMV

The place where you do more work trying to schedule a Driving Exam then actually getting the license itself.

They make it virtually impossible.

I tried to get my license today, but the Missouri DMV only does license tests on the 2nd Tuesday after the first full moon after the second Friday of June from 1-2 PM.

by grobend June 2, 2010

Glasgow, Missouri

Worst shithole around. You aint shit unless you got the right last name. Nobody knows how to do anything but talk shit and spread thier legs. Full of dumbasses, druggies, and fat whores.

I hate Glasgow, Missouri.

by 420fvckyou420 February 5, 2018