Miserables

Uptight or miserable people (predominantly white girls) that make their perfect grades their whole personality. These people are usually on the borderline of being socially challenged either only really talking to people in their circle (wether that be people in their classes, school/college clubs, or in their sports groups) they're either incredibly nasty or aggressive towards anyone not in these groups due to their inflated ego. If they're not they're usually on the shy side. Most of these people tell you how to spend your life and grill you for not dedicating your life to the books. Whenever they do interact with normal people it's either to:
1- Give them answers for work in the class
2- Insult someone for their poor grade(s)
3- Grill someone who they find weird or abstract despite their own faults
These people usually think they're better than most people despite projecting their own misery onto others due to the stress they willing put themselves through with all these bullshit ass AP courses

"Yeah man you know that one girl in our class?" - Guy 1
"Yeah the one who was grilling you?" - Guy 2
"Yeah she's got some issues dude, I did nothing. She's miserable as hell for no reason." - Guy 1
"Word man, she's one of those Miserables. Those dumbasses love projecting their misery onto others. They're uptight as hell for no reason. Constantly stressing out over school LMAO" Guy - 2
"Word man." - Guy 1

by Zach Hill's Friend November 18, 2023

Les Miserables

Se mataron a Palestina Libre.

Linda Sarsour, "Solo uso hijab para que no sea otra mujer blanca de Nueva York", es la primera de morir.

Los primeros en morir son los que quieren "racializar" Europa del Sur (Palestīnā, India).

Ellos no saben nada sobre la cultura americana; ellos son fraudes y agentes extranjeros trabajando para Palestina Libre y India. Su bot Gemini me dió que El FBI, Census, Mainstream media, y Smithsonian no son correctos, y hay que escuchar solo a Palestina Libre.

En Les Miserables, se mataron a Palestina Libre.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 22, 2024

sperm miser

An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.

Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)

Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.

by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016

gay miserable

A movie or play that is depressing and ends terribly.

My Best Friend's Wedding turned out to be a really gay miserable because they didn’t end up together.

by gloopey1 December 9, 2024

Miserize

to become misery, to render misery.

a combination of the noun misery and verb-forming suffix -ize.

...Which further miserize Ash, who was already disappointed about the world’s prejudice on ranking...

by LuoirM May 6, 2025

Miserable Maggie

A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.

Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”

Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”

by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022

Les Miserables

Corset I mean Baguette I mean Cosette OK I got it that time

Les miserables is the name for a popular show with a dying parent a depressed child and an paranoid parent

by Ya boi 263 October 13, 2022