minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma

"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"

by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023

Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.

"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"

by Sawseh March 6, 2024

mingefingers

A person with very soft unworked hands. Who's probably never seen a hard day's graft in their life.

Aaron has some proper mingefingers.

by Kirton nick December 1, 2024

Minging

The act of doing ANYTHING so damn pleasurable that it brings immense satisfaction and enjoyment that you are unable to physically and emotionally contain it.

Ohhhhh I'm minging it I'm minging it ohhhhh

by leifuhswsdc July 7, 2025

Minging

The act of doing ANYTHING so damn pleasurable that it brings immense satisfaction and enjoyment that you are unable to physically and emotionally contain it.

Ohhhhh I'm minging it I'm minging it ohhhhh

by leifuhswsdc July 7, 2025

co-mingling cliches

combining words used in more than one cliche

I'm not a rocket surgeon, you know. That was just a blip in the road. He likes co-mingling cliches.

by selmorides April 27, 2010

Panda Mingling

Frisky pandas in the wild.

Dan, stop panda mingling!!!!

by 111115 October 6, 2011