dad left for milk

when a father who leaves his wife because he can't handle the responsability never comes back

mom where's dad ?
he left for milk
dad left for milk

by Aryatella May 18, 2021

Man Milk

Semen, Sperm, etc.

Complete and total bliss, a drink that most males sell for the low price of a relationship.

Michael gave some man milk to Lily after she begged him. Lily forgot she was streaming...

by MopBanana (Una-Vaatu) February 22, 2021

Everything's coming up Milhouse

Means "Everythings going well for me". Came from the Simpsons character MilHouse when something particulary swell happened to him.

I just found 10 bucks, everything's coming up Milhouse!

by Sheepz January 29, 2004

milk fic

the emo bible

all emos have studied the milk fic

by emo god April 9, 2019

Toilet Milk

When you jizz in the toilet, and you don't flush. Therefore letting harden there.

And when your parents ask you, you just say you were eating cereal and shitting at the same time.

No ma, that's just Toilet Milk. You know I have to save time in the morning before school.

by Slappy Mgee July 9, 2010

penis milk

the substance that comes from your balls

donovan squirted penis milk on my bench

by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018

Kansas Milk

Four honey buns and a handjob.

"I took her out to dinner and all I got was a Kansas Milk."

by Iced Cooley November 2, 2009